[valtsv]

getting surgery to give me a second head so i can tell twice as many lies as usual

[valtsv]

and suck twice as much dick i fucking guess. that's what you all want to hear isn't it.

[everyoneisgayandtrans]

[bearsintreesofficial]

bro, what's wrong? the joyous whimsy i usually see behind your eyes seems dull and lifeless today. bro

[itznarcotic]

[buddwyer]

all the leaves are brown (alllllll the leaaaaves are brown)

[cornerfolks]

and the sky is gay

[buddwyer]

(and the sky is gay)

[greenham9]

[valtsv]

cold enough to require a gay little jacket weather is almost upon us again i can feel it :)

[sapokanikan]

kate BUSH. not kate SHAVE. something to think about..............

[dayasan]

He would not fucking say that but let's indulge

[jeaniefranklins]

#honestly some people really are out there writing characters OOC#but within the story the characterization is consistent and engaging#and you’re like…ah…sometimes a weed is just a plant out of place

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

your mom is a baked potato your dad's dumb ass is asparagus and you are a god damn green bean

[byjove]

bands in the late 60s were like “due to record company requirements and amphetamines being available OTC in every drug store, we are releasing 2 of the best albums of all time within the space of a year. maybe 3 albums if we really hate each other.”

[sosaysdean]

I hate applying for jobs. “desired salary for this role” one billion dollars next question

[bigtop-skies]

I'm on the haiiiii :3 way to helllll

[tomthropy]

Please let me off leash please I won't run off I'll stay by you I promise I'm not gonna run ahead I promise let me off leash please please please p

[rhymingwithpurple]

oh my god

[highonlife22-deactivated2026021]

im like an absent father in my own life I'm uninvolved af

[birdbrainless]

"stranger things made jonathan a gay stoner bc they didn't know what to do with his character" they hired charlie heaton from the gay stoner movie