Not everyone. Not you.

kas / 21 / florida / sapphic

[katie-mcgrath]

Fleabag (S02E03) | Gentleman Jack (S01E03)

[iredreamer]

[dresswellactbad]

Nothing will ruin your 20’s more than thinking you should have your life together already.

[swarnpert]

me getting a blood transfusion: can you see if you have any gay blood in the back?

[0000000000000000000000404]

thats literally illegal, gays cant donate blood

[swarnpert]

can you just check for me

[rebornmaggot-deactivated2019102]

if shes your girl why is she calling "woohoo boys" off her balcony and leading me into her apartment and letting me sit on her bed and telling me the reason these expensive linens aren't even soft is because sometimes things that are expensive are worse

[thebootydiaries]

Me: *withdrawing money from the atm*

Girl Scouts posted up across the ATM: Wassup playa!!!

Me: OH SHIT!!!

[arabwife]

I’ll get over it I just gotta be dramatic first

[astrognossienne]

Leos, Scorpios, Cancers, and Aries

[frogmunist-deactivated20190724]

It’s weird, every time throughout histories where some great reform is looming over the market, all these capitalists go “Don’t do that, we’ll go out of business!”

But then the reform passes and nothing happens. Like not even a price raise. It’s almost as if it’s all bullshit

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

“PLEASE do not make me fire 9 year olds from my factory the whole system will COLLAPSE”

[cryptokitsch]

[bob-belcher]

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

1900 as a whole century is so wild to me like it started off without people having sliced bread and it ended with seinfeld on TV 

[birlinterrupted]

I try to keep an open mind but I just read the sentence “the latest tw*nks - many of whom are straight” and like, far be it from me to police identities but a ‘straight tw*nk’ is imo not a thing, that is in all likelihood just a skinny man

[sanguinifex]

*holds up emaciated plucked chicken* Behold, a twink!

[jonsnowboard]

The Beginning of Fallout 4

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[cheesepress-deactivated20191231]

[thylekshran]

[avocado--toast]

I think the most Gemini thing my dad has ever done is one year he threw himself a reverse surprise party for the sheer drama of it. What is a reverse surprise party? you may ask, well let me tell you. So he invites over all his friends and family and then in the middle of dinner he stands up and announces that it’s not a regular dinner, it is in fact, his birthday dinner (his exact words were “Surprise! …. it’s my Birthday”) cue everyone looking panicked, because oh god I don’t have a gift, I don’t even have a card, but my father, wine glass still in hand assures them not to worry and reveals a pile of presents he got for himself and wrapped for everyone to pick one and give it to him as their gift. And honestly? My father is such a legend.

[mono-gender]

Every John green book: my name is Kirk assgun and I m not cool or popular and I'm bullied everyday because I fuck comic books and I watch this really cool show called the Big Bang theory. But it's okay because I at least have 2 other bros and 1 convenient negro friend. You see that girl over there? That's kaydence Tigerlilly Dookieson. SHe is the love of my life. She is misunderstood and like really cool indie bands like Coldplay and she's been smoking since she was 7. She's not like other girls. If only she would realize that the missing key to her life was me, a greasy white boy