Ultimate Peaks Despair MonoMono Machine

A Monomono Machine made Special just for our Newest Students...

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Eye-Pad Charger

This cord will bring back life into your dead Eye-Pad device. See the Beauty of this technology.

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24k Deep Day Moisturizer Cream

The delicate 24K Deep Day Moisturizer Cream is designed to give your skin a fresh and revitalized feeling. It is infused with rich ingredients such as gold and Helianthus Annuus seed oil (Sunflower Oil) to help reduce the appearance of wrinkles and expression lines. This unique day cream will leave your complexion with radiant and vibrant look.

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Cheap Press-on Nail Kit

It’s a cheap press-on nail kit! It comes with all you would need to apply the fake nails to your fingers but due to the quality of the glue the nails won't stick to your nails very well no matter how much you try. The kit appears to be one for french tipped nails, a classic in the nail industry...but this kit does it no justice...it’s awful.

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Scented Candles

Smelling just like incense sticks you can use these to surprise the person you love with a nice bath and these candles and a little “you time”. Or you, just be a loser and use them to think about the universe and stuff.

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Toy Sword

A miniature toysword with a brown handle and a grey blade. The blood on its tip looks realistic though. How Creepy.

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Pomegranate Lotion

Sweet Pomegranates Mixed with semi greasy clean goop. Nothing will soften the hands like this!

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A Jar of Locus Shells

Gross. Dry. Flakey. Nothing says happiness like a jar full of dry flakey bug skin.

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Realistically Uncanny Looking Dolls

Looks like these guys want to be your friends! They all look...vaguely familiar...like you’ve seen them before, but only out of the corner of your eye..

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Limited Edition Superhero Action Figure

Akiko Versus The Tentacle Beast! The most limited of the figures. 300 were made in the world, but only 10 featured the Nip Slip. This would be one of them.

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Glasses

#GamurGurl4lyfe These glasses will make you the hippest troll on all the threads yo. #donthate

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Disabled Burbie

For all those little girls whose self esteem is as low as they are in real life. She’s cheap, she’s generic, she’s ugly and her face stamp isn’t on the right points, but hey. She’s in a wheelchair. This must be a sensitive doll!

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HighVintage Chroma Keyboard

Hightech LED programming meets vintage typewriter in one quick and lightweight system! Patter away at the keys to kill the time you find yourself trapped indoors, craving the sweet release of the internet.

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Double Donut Sugar Rush

This sickeningly sweet double decker donut is bathed in different frostings and sprinkles and candies to the point that looking at it makes you feel like going to the dentist. You think this thing gave you cavities.

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Romeo and Juliet Script

The script of the famous Shakespearian play "Romeo and Juliet". Signed by a very famous actor.

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Signed Movie Script

The script of a famous movie, signed by all the actors who participated in it. A very prized item for any cinema lover.

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An Umbrella

Its raining, raining. Oh baby its raining. You’re gonna get wet out there, you should probably take this. Of course you open it and it end up going inside out.

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Goose Quill Pen

Plucked right from the golden egg laying goose herself, this pen will never cause ink splatters and completes the look of any dapper gentleman