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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

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okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[dorkyfictionalother-deactivated]

This is the good luck post, yo!

[agentquakejohnson-deactivated20]

This is a good luck post because I got into my dream Law School!

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The rest of the namkook au can be found on my twitter‼️

please go there to read it i update more frequently there!! https://twitter.com/nlggajoon/status/1117906118884282368?s=21

stream anger management 📌namkook au! on Twitter

“🍊✨ namkook au! where jungkook, the friendly neighborhood het finds himself drowning in dick and dimples in that one gay bar on 16th street

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1.3) come out, come out, wherever you are~

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1.2) jared, 19

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1.1 ) 🤡

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1.0) walk of shame

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0.9) do you ever jus,, 👊🏽💢🥩

jungkook would have never thought a performance by a male stripper would have left him so affected. he’s found boys pretty before like jimin and tae but he’s never been physically attracted to a guy so you can imagine the hard-on growing in his pants was a shocker to him. club soda left forgotten, jungkook went to take care of his “problem” with supernova’s meat-beating material still fresh in his mind. that’s how he ended up whimpering and whining on an empty bathroom floor while teasing the head of his angry red dick at 2:40 am. he was in fact, so drunk on pleasure he didn’t notice the door opening or the clicking of heels coming closer to him until a deep voice whispered “what are you doing in here by yourself baby boy” just feeling the person’s breath on the shell of his ear elicited a high pitched moan out of him. he opened his eyes and saw supernova, the man from the stage.

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0.8) meanwhile~

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0.7) supernova.

his attention immediately went to the stage adorned with velvety crystal enlaced curtains that seemed to glimmer in the stage’s spotlight with a tall masked figure standing smack dab in the middle. the man hadn’t even started performing but he oozed confidence in a way that made it seem like the whole world stopped just to see him dance. as he started moving to the beat of the song it became glaringly obvious he knew his seductive effect on people and made sure to showcase it through his movements. the man had come on stage almost completely covered up in a silk robe and a mask which left the audience wanting more. every so often throughout the performance, the man showed increasingly more and more skin in a strip tease fashion showing off pink lace panties that were damn near see-through, matching pink thigh high socks with white ruffles that clung around the mans sun-kissed thighs, chunky metallic heels that made his already tall figure even taller and nipple piercings with small moon charms that shimmered every so often when he moved. nearing the end of performance the man removed his mask showing off his perfect face giving an expression of grace and poise which can be assumed he had on throughout the whole show. the dance was finished as fast as it started and it felt as if though the whole room let out a breath they’d been holding. the music had been replaced with cheers filled with the name “supernova”

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0.6) send HELP

jungkook let out a sigh as he put his phone in his back pocket. jimin owed him BIG time for this. realizing he’d been standing in front of the door for the past minute, he decided to go sit down at the bar which only had a few stragglers while the majority of people were near the stage. “what would you like to drink sir?” the bartender asked with a flirty-almost-seductive look in her eyes. “uh i’ll take a club soda, thanks” he replied not keeping eye contact. “here you go” she said reaching under the counter and grabbing a can, making sure to emphasize her cleavage while handing it to him. just as he was about to open the can, the lights become dimmer than before and a slow r&b song he couldn’t recognize filled the room.

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0.5) ABORT MISSION

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0.4) MARTY, IM SCARED

If anyone told jungkook he’d be standing in front of the entrance to a gay club at 2 a.m. in polar bear pussy new york temperatures he’d straight up laugh dead in their face,, for starters he wasn’t gay and just the thought made him uncomfortable. it wasn’t that he was homophobic, he had too many gay people in his life who he loved to degrade someone over their sexuality, but the thought of him being demasculized by another guy made him feel weird. he didn’t even go to bars to begin with so the whole situation had him feeling out of place. pint, the gay bar jimin worked at, was the only lgbtq+ bar in a 30 mile radius, so of course every weekend it was packed with club goers looking to get some ass. just walking into the dimly-lit club with the smell of alcohol in the air and a tall masked figure on a stage in the corner of his eye was enough to get jungkook overwhelmed after taking a mere three steps in the club.

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0.3) cum inside

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0.2) rewards

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0.1) favors

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namkook twt au💕🧸🎀

namkook au! where jungkook, the friendly neighborhood “100% straight” weeb finds himself drowning in dick and dimples in that one gay bar on 16th street ✨

(ignore time stamps and dates)

💒💞characters💞💒

•park jimin- one of jungkook’s best friends who works at the same club as hoseok and joon

•kim taehyung- jungkook’s roommate and other best friend who works for his brothers modeling agency

•kim seokjin- jungkook’s step-brother and a well-known model also yoongi’s ex

•jung hoseok- namjoon’s good friend and co-worker also his best friends boyfriend

•min yoongi- local soundcloud rapper who happens to be namjoon’s best friend and hoseok’s long-term boyfriend

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i’m gonna do it 🥵

we goin ✈️✈️✈️ public