M O N R O E 💋 R Y L A N D

I run a blog and I'll ruin your life.

[noah-kelleher-blog]

Text || Monroe💎

[noah-kelleher-blog]

Noah: classy af, clearly. Ariana Grande is the only chick that can pull that off

[monroemylan-blog]

Monroe: somebody tell her that.

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Noah: but they already have tattoos. idk it makes it cooler fuck off Noah: okay so Brynn is new girl. Nirvana is the one that’s like, in love with Topher and is also Cole’s hella estranged sister. Cambree is Brynn’s old roommate? But who the fuck is Logan?

[monroemylan-blog]

Monroe: still lame

Monroe: Correct on all of this. Logan’s the perfect sister’s supposed best friend. Where she came from, I don’t know. But, maybe she’s been hiding in the shadows because of her pathetic crush on Topher. Now the little lesbian can finally have her chance. 

[noah-kelleher-blog]

Noah: Logan… we don’t know a Logan. she can’t be from around here. is she hot?

[monroemylan-blog]

Monroe: I still have some digging to do, so I’m not sure. She’s not ugly, but she’s got that whole “Pigtails and miniskirts”  thing going for her.

[noah-kelleher-blog]

Text || Monroe💎

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Noah: but they already have tattoos. idk it makes it cooler fuck off Noah: okay so Brynn is new girl. Nirvana is the one that’s like, in love with Topher and is also Cole’s hella estranged sister. Cambree is Brynn’s old roommate? But who the fuck is Logan?

[monroemylan-blog]

Monroe: still lame

Monroe: Correct on all of this. Logan’s the perfect sister’s supposed best friend. Where she came from, I don’t know. But, maybe she’s been hiding in the shadows because of her pathetic crush on Topher. Now the little lesbian can finally have her chance. 

[monroemylan-blog]

“And the world was saved once again, by officer-?” She questioned sarcastically, crossing her arms.

[officer-james]

-he rolls his eyes at the sarcasm, nearly feeling like he’s talking with his younger sister, answering with the same neutral voice- Picker.

[monroemylan-blog]

“Picker.” She repeated. “Pleasure.”

[noah-kelleher-blog]

Text || Monroe💎

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Noah: well, of course you’re the cutest. but I meant they made a cute couple. they got matching tattoos.

Noah: Monroe this isn’t helpful information unless you know names.

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Monroe: Anyone can get a matching tattoo, dipshit. We could and it wouldn’t be anything cute. Well, I mean it would, since it’s us, but. We’re not everyone else.

Monroe: Topher, Nirvana, Brynn, Logan, and Cambree. You’re welcome.

[monroemylan-blog]

Monroe let out a sigh, rolling her eyes as she dropped the cigarette to the ground. She stepped on it, and crushed it into the cement, before looking up at the officer. “Happy?” She sighed.

[officer-james]

Thrilled -he nods with barely any expression-

[monroemylan-blog]

“And the world was saved once again, by officer-?” She questioned sarcastically, crossing her arms.

[noah-kelleher-blog]

Text || Monroe💎

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Noah: fuck if I know. I’m kinda bummed, honestly. They were cute. Three girls? Damn, Topher has more game than I do, apparently

[monroemylan-blog]

Monroe: i wouldn’t say anyone in this town is actually cute. except me, of course but that’s common knowledge. i don’t think they’re all fighting over him, though. i think they’re fighting in general. I guess Toph’s roommate doesn’t like a new girl thrown into the equation. And the new girl’s roommate doesn’t like her moving out, and some other girl got the one trashed last night. Sounds pretty messy, right?

[noah-kelleher-blog]

Text || Monroe💎

[noah-kelleher-blog]

Noah: oddly enough, the exact same thing. learn anything exciting and potentially life ruining?

[monroemylan-blog]

Monroe: sounds fun. want a partner? same old, same old. this town is still filled with bitchy tramps and boys that are too stupid to see it.

[noah-kelleher-blog]

Noah: if it’s you, absolutely. I learned that our little ray of sunshine Harley convinced Cole to go to Cali for a few days in a sad attempt to fix the train wreck that is their relationship.

[monroemylan-blog]

Monroe: who else would it be, dope? What are we getting into anyways? Sounds like some funny shit. Can’t wait to see that fall apart. News has it there’s some huge mess going on at Topher’s place too, involving like three different girls. Keep an open ear.

[monroemylan-blog]

“Maybe they oughta hang a sign then.”

[officer-james]

-cocks an eyebrow and points at the ‘No Smoking’ sign-

[monroemylan-blog]

Monroe let out a sigh, rolling her eyes as she dropped the cigarette to the ground. She stepped on it, and crushed it into the cement, before looking up at the officer. “Happy?” She sighed.

[noah-kelleher-blog]

Text || Monroe💎

[noah-kelleher-blog]

Noah: oddly enough, the exact same thing. learn anything exciting and potentially life ruining?

[monroemylan-blog]

Monroe: sounds fun. want a partner? same old, same old. this town is still filled with bitchy tramps and boys that are too stupid to see it.

[officer-james]

monroeryland

“Since when is smoking by the gas station illegal?”

“Always, given the fact you’re surrounded by accelerates.”

[monroemylan-blog]

"Maybe they oughta hang a sign then."

[noah-kelleher-blog]

Text || Monroe💎

Noah: Whatcha up to, dollface?

@monroeryland

[monroemylan-blog]

Monroe: reeking havoc, being a hoodlum. You?

[monroemylan-blog]

“For the last time, I don’t care!”

[officer-james]

“Well, you probably should, given the fact that it’s illegal.”

[monroemylan-blog]

"Since when is smoking by the gas station illegal?"

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heresmatthew:

“The commercials made it out to be scary and yet it didn’t live up to expectations. I’m a little heartbroken by it. Show some compassion would you?”

“It wasn’t really bad though. Just not scary. A shark movie’s a shark movie, Matt. Get over it.”

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heresmatthew:

monroeryland:

“For the last time, I don’t care!”

“How could you not care that the newest supposed horror flick isn’t even scary?”

“How is it supposed to be scary, Matthew? It’s about a friggin’ shark.”

[monroemylan-blog]

“For the last time, I don’t care!”

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              my pain doesn’t make me stronger            it makes me crueler ;