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we love you so much wonho

#good morning everyone #monsta x #monsta x facebook #shownu #kihyun #minhyuk #hyungwon

Kihyun, teaching Minhyuk how to drive: Okay, you’re driving and Hyungwon and Jooheon walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?

Minhyuk: Oh, definitely Hyungwon. I could never hurt Jooheon.

Kihyun, massaging his temples: The brakes. You hit the brakes.

#monsta x #kihyun #minhyuk #hyungwon #jooheon #monsta x chats

Minhyuk: [wakes up and sees stuffed animal on the floor next to the bed]

Minhyuk, in tears: why wasn't I a better parent?

#minhyuk #lee minhyuk #monsta x #monsta x chats

Changkyun: guys!!! a snake bit Hyungwon's leg what do i do?!?!

Wonho: elevate and apply pressure!!!

Changkyun: [lifting snake into the air] APOLOGIZE or ELSE

#monsta x #monsta x chats #changkyun #wonho #hyungwon #r: wonkyun

Minhyuk: how can I tell if my water is boiling?

Kihyun: try putting your hand in

Minhyuk: ok thanks

Minhyuk: wait

#wait #monsta x #monsta x chats #minhyuk #kihyun #r: kihyuk

hyungwon: i tripped on the sidewalk and a bunch of coins fell out of my pocket and minhyuk had the balls to say "damn sonic the hedgehog you ok?"

#monsta x #monsta x chats #hyungwon #minhyuk #r: hyunghyuk #s: twitter

Jooheon: I was meowing at the air thinking that my cats were meowing back but it turns out that it was Kihyun and that we have been meowing at each other for an hour from opposite sides of the dorm.

#hskdjsjfd #monsta x #monsta x chats #jooheon #kihyun #r: kiheon #queue

[police sirens in the distance]

Wonho, who has done literally nothing wrong in his entire life: they’ve found me

#monsta x #monsta x chats #wonho #shin hoseok

Changkyun: Hey... It's really muggy out today.

Kihyun: If I go outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn I'm going to kill you.

Changkyun: [sips coffee from bowl]

#monsta x #monsta x chats #incorrect kpop quotes #changkyun #kihyun #i.m.#r: changki

Jooheon: You think you can tell me what to do?

Shownu: 5....4....

Jooheon: Wait stop counting

Shownu: 3...

Jooheon: OKAY FINE

#monsta x #monsta x texts #jooheon #shownu #incorrect kpop quotes #hyunwoo

Shownu: Has anyone seen Hyungwon?

Hyungwon, lying facedown on the floor: Present.

#monsta x #monsta x chats #incorrect kpop quotes #shownu #hyunwoo #hyungwon #r: hyungnu

Hyungwon: If you had to separate your cats from 48 other identical cats that were all equally excited to see you, how would you determine which cats were yours?

Jooheon: I would take my 50 cats home and live like a king.

#monsta x #monsta x chats #hyungwon #jooheon #r: hyungheon

[Jooheon and Changkyun get in trouble]

Officer: What are your names?

Changkyun: Don't tell him anything, Jooheon.

Officer: [writing down on his notepad] .....Jooheon. Got it.

Jooheon: Nice going, Changkyun.

Officer: [writing] ...and Changkyun.

Jooheon: Oh, fuck.

#monsta x #monsta x chats #jooheon #changkyun #s: jookyun

changkyun: hey do you think i can fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?

kihyun: you are a hazard to society.