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Minhyuk: I'm not mean. Name one mean thing I've ever done.

Jooheon: When we first debuted you convinced me eggs weren't real!

Minhyuk: They're not.

Jooheon: Haha, very funny.

Minhyuk: I'm serious. Didn't you hear?

Jooheon: No... what happened?

Minhyuk: Why would you fall for this AGAIN-

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Kihyun: Are you even listening to me??

Hyungwon: That’s a weird way to start a conversation

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Jooheon: Alright, let’s settle this like adults!

Jooheon: *starts crying in front of you*

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Hoseok: I feel nothing.

Kihyun: You cried during Kyunnie’s school play

Hoseok: He was really good!

Changkyun: I played a tree

Hoseok, tearing up: and I was so proud of you

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Hyungwon: I like to play this game called nap roulette. I take a nap and don't set an alarm. Will it be 20 minutes or 4 hours? Nobody knows. It's risky and I like it.

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Interviewer: Have you guys ever made gingerbread houses before?

Changkyun: You say that it’s fucked that gingerbread men live in gingerbread houses, but to a gingerbread person, gingerbread is as inscrutable and fundamental as carbon. The people and homes are no more alike than humans are to diamonds. Only we, their gods and creators, can see the horror.

Interviewer: Um.

Hyunwoo: *internally screaming*

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Jooheon as a lawyer: Ok well, first of all, that was rude.

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Changkyun: Hyung-

Hoseok: Geez, you don’t have to be so formal all the time.

Changkyun: Alright, boomer.

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Minhyuk: Hi, my name is Minhyuk and I’ll be drawing your blood today as soon as I finish this Capri Sun.

Minhyuk: *misses hole 4 times then punches straw through bag*

Minhyuk: Got it!

Hyunwoo: *staring in horror*

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Hyungwon: Die.

Changkyun: Please don't die!

Hyungwon: DIE!

Changkyun: PLEASE DON'T DIE!

Hyunwoo, confused: Why are they yelling at a cactus?

Minhyuk, watching while eating popcorn: They bought it together and Changkyun wants Hyungwon to accept it as their child.

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Jooheon: I thought I was meowing back at my cats for the past hour

Jooheon: Turns out it was just Changkyun and I meowing at each other from different rooms

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Hyungwon: YOU’RE UGLY WHEN YOU LIE

Kihyun: I’M NOT LYING!

Hyungwon: THEN WHY ARE YOU UGLY

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I just wanted to say I absolutely adore this, and I can one bajillion percent see these men saying and doing this stuff and it makes it like A GAZILLION times more hilarious. Great job!!!! :D

Aaaaah thank you 🖤🖤🖤 I’m glad you like them!

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In the snack aisle at walmart

Kihyun: *phone rings*

Kihyun, whipping it out of his pocket while juggling two different bags of chips: I’m in an important meeting, what do you want??

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not an ask but i just discovered your blog today and i am so going to draw the quotes. i WILL draw your quotes. they are so hilarious thank you for this blog

I just reblogged the drawings you did on here--they’re absolutely adorable and I will protect them with my life. 

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i love your blog thank you for my mental health @monstax-incorrectquotes

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I would die for every single one of these cute little drawings. Thank you for blessing me with these <3

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Changkyun: The lengths I would go to in order to get both attention and avoid it... astounding.