back from hiatus! @monster-energy-official - Tumblr Blog

I took a really long break from tumblr, but I’m ready to be back now. I doubt anyone remembers me, so it’s ok if you want to unfollow! my dash is pretty dead right now.

I’m lukas, a 24 year old genderfuck from canada and I don’t realllly know how to do this tumblr thing anymore lol

uhhhhh there’s a lot of lesbian stuff on my blog because I used to think I was a lesbian but 1- I’m not a girl and 2- idk boys are hot too

lesbianratchet

redesigned chase to have a mail truck alt mode w the help from ppl from my discord server bc he deserves better than to be a cop car

weaver-z

The year is 2031. Riverdale is finally over. The new edgy reboot of a wholesome cartoon series is Charles, a gritty retelling of Charlie Brown. Charlie is played by a now-27-year-old Finn Wolfhard. Linus’ “blankie” is where he stashes his drugs. Sally has dissociative identity disorder and the writers’ only research was watching Split ten times while high. Lucy’s father is in the mafia. Snoopy dies in episode one. The showrunners only made one good decision, and it’s that Schroeder is gay now.

jonayariley

Coming soon to the CW.

spydecai

HOW did you get almost every plot point of Dog Sees God down to a point?? Is that the joke here?

weaver-z

I want you to know that I quite literally did not know about that play until people in the notes told me about it months ago. I made up the funniest “grimdark” twists I could think of and ended up predicting an existing piece of media with horrifying accuracy. I hate it here too