Monster's

GREETINGS, My name is ILMAN. I've been 16 years living in KUALA LUMPUR, MALAYSIA. I hate the day JUNE 3rd because that is the day i'm getting older. I stand 5'6 and I'm weird. Seriously. I like math but math hates me :| . I love myself, duh! I love to sing and dance. I love LADY GAGA. I'm a fun guy but when love comes, I'm very serious and romantic :) I think that's the info in my life. So if you want to know me more just ask me. Don't be afraid, I'm a good friend.

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SHE THREW HER TAMPON AT THEM OMFG I M LAUGHING SO HARD JESUS

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ohmyGOD WHAT

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So I had no voice at work today, and since I work at the Disney Store

[monster1995]

thesoundofacolour:

I had a little note pad, in which I wrote, “Can’t speak, Ursula the Sea Witch stole my voice! But I’m happy to assist you!”And a little girl came up to me, read my notepad, grabbed my hand, and dragged me all around the store,asking random guys if they’d like to be my “true love” so I can get my voice back and stay human.…it was the most adorable, awkward situation I had ever been in. Everyone else got a kick out of my reference too.

Too cute not to reblog. XD

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[cosmyk]

WHOA LOOK OUT SKRILLEX

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… i can’t believe the notes this got.

[mommabec]

ahhaha why do i think this is so funny.

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That awkward moment when someone punches you and you react 2 seconds later.

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via sodamnrelatable

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look at that vertical

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HQ - Lady GaGa - Born This Way Ball - 27th April 2012 - Seoul - PART 2

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Scheiße

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HQ - Lady GaGa - Born This Way Ball - 27th April 2012 - Seoul - PART 5

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Discostick 3.0

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OMG IT’S NEW.

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