Just your local introvert

Heyya my names pita

[monsterf4cker]

Im not ace but the most asexual thing I've done is when told my whole dnd party that when I was playing bard is "why seduce big momma when you can just talk to her?!?!?" lmao

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

how dare you reblog the original version of my post and not the edited version without the typo that nobody noticed but that I have spent every waking moment agonizing over sense

[ghostlyhamburger]

sense

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

MOTHERF

[monsterf4cker]

over?

[monsterf4cker]

Terrorizing my little brothers partner hehehe

[monsterf4cker]

I nearly have gotten vored by a fish so...

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

tumblr choose a topic and i’ll make it creepy

[yogurt831]

pasta

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

homemade pasta but instead of wheat the flour is made of human skin flakes extracted from household dust. when you put it through the pasta maker, angels weep. don’t ask me about the marinara sauce. next topic.

[lizard-spams-your-dash]

How tf do we move on from that?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

not my problem. next topic

[monsterf4cker]

Ink

[monsterf4cker]

[monsterf4cker]

Me: *finally gets enough courage to do the thing*

Also me: *sees a person and just watches whatever the youtube shorts brings me today*

[monsterf4cker]

Is it fine to take breaks in between work??? Like doing nothing for 2 mins then continuing to do the task that was handed to me. So I'm really confused if I should cause my house is constantly on a speed mode and that exhausts me on how they do things and when doing work I have to constantly take breaks and my managers chill with it but idk if I should since that's kindoff unfair for my coworkers and idk man

[monsterf4cker]

Its kinda funny that nearly all the characters I kin are all dead,older than mc and have some headwear, then my friend just has this look of concern on their face and just tell me 'pls dont die' and I just said something like 'not yet I wont' lmaoooo

[shichiro1995]

Amity: *(minding her own business)*

Luz: Hey Amity, what kind of animal is the Pink Panther?

Amity: *(blushes as she grabs Luz by her shirt to drag her to a nearby closet to make out)* God damn it Luz, you're so stupid!

~Later~

Willow: So wait, you know Amity is a moronsexual?

Luz: *(with lipstick all over her face)* Yup!

Willow: And you act stupid on purpose because you know she'll just fall more in love with you as a result?

Luz: *(nods)* Mm-hm!

Willow: I.....I can't tell if that's genius or stupid!

[monsterf4cker]

It's so stupid that it works dude

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

time to experience some intense displeasure!!!

katydid nymph

nest of Apoica paper wasps

blepharopsis mendica

neosadocus maximus

and finally: 

this lil stripped fuck!!!

[monsterf4cker]

Please Gaud it is 4am in morning too early for this shit

[monsterf4cker]

Have you ever punched your leg so hard that you cant feel it for an hour?

It wasnt even purpose yet it still hurt wtf

[cottoncandysprite]

LUMITY STANS HOW WE FEELING TONIGHT

[monsterf4cker]

NEVER BEEN GAYER

[lilboreddev-blog]

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

[thatblackwatchdouche-blog-blog]

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

[skadiyoko]

This post is scandalous.

[malevolentpooka-deactivated2015]

reblogging because Amanda cant. 

[comeinwiththarain-blog]

If you scroll past this I am going to assume your name is Amanda.

[catgodofcipher]

Not

[ripetrash-deactivated20201209]

there are over 23 million tumblr users in the united states alone

where are you amanda

[lil-tumbles]

Me nom is Lila. Me’s not Amanda. 

[rip-paramour]

AMANDA WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU

[just--quinn-deactivated20200926]

wtaf amanda where are you

[that1nerdgirl]

I’ve never seen so many notes

[yetizeus]

AMANDA WE SHALL FIND YOU SOMEDAY!!

[monsterf4cker]

Damn how long has the search been going on for?

[monsterf4cker]

Yo line made me cry, for those of you who doesnt know her story its a very simple one yet it hurts so much.

The story of Boudica is that of a mother who's daughters did no wrong, raped their names unkown simply because their mother refused to give their land and then she lead a rebellion against rome although she manage to kill 70,000 Romans and their supporters she ultimately failed after her defeat she killed herself.

Idk if the FGO gamemakers thought of this but this all happend when Nero WAS ruling rome and Idk Im busy crying for her story since its a tale of a tragic hero whose actions result in her own defeat and eventually death Idk whether to cry or just try not to...

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i really relate to snakes…i too wanna eat several times my body weight & take a nap in the sun

[giveitarest-was-already-taken]

I’m imagining gaud’s face unhinging its jaw to consume, and now I’m a bit uncomfortable with the image.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

IT’S THE MOST EFFICIENT WAY TO CONSUME

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

credit to @mainblag​!

[monsterf4cker]

Ma'am please I just want my salary are you done? ;-;

[monsterf4cker]

Please dont tell me you also ate the plates?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i really relate to snakes…i too wanna eat several times my body weight & take a nap in the sun

[giveitarest-was-already-taken]

I’m imagining gaud’s face unhinging its jaw to consume, and now I’m a bit uncomfortable with the image.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

IT’S THE MOST EFFICIENT WAY TO CONSUME

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

credit to @mainblag​!

[monsterf4cker]

Ma'am please I just want my salary are you done? ;-;