dude, that's complex

arden, she/her. dean studies enthusiast. also i kill reapers on the side.

[monstermoviedean]

i don't think anyone's ever said this to him before. certainly not since hell. he starts talking about it and realizes he can't, and he can't ever really be honest with anyone. he says the life was weighing on him before his "near-death experience," and when he came back he realized he helps people, saves people. he has a mission. a mission from god. he's trying to talk himself into validating his own existence and it's not working. i take it back this episode isn't fun anymore.

[kuma-la-la]

[whatwhatintheassbutt]

December 6

Dean/Cas snow angels or Dean/Cas cutting down the christmas tree

For allthingsmisha

YESTERDAY’S PICTURE IS FINALLY DONE WOOEEEO gjhgjgk i chose the snow angels idea and castiel is doing a face-down-in-the-snow angel ‘cause he doesn’t know how to do things okay and dean is like CASS YOU LITTLE SHIT LOL jghgjkghgj UHMMMM YEH I THINK THAT’S ALL I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT IT ENJOY!

[lungthief]

pete wentz gayass fourth of july cringe compilation

[monstermoviedean]

i hate it when i think a mystery is good and then the ending makes me realize it was stupid all along because then i feel stupid for believing in it AND i'm mad because the ending wasn't satisfying

[3liza]

do you live in seattle (the american city)?

yes

no

Remaining time: 4 days 19 hours

please reblog to get this poll out of my bubble, i want reach

[3liza]

so ive been meaning to do this poll for a while because my hypothesis is that seattle is the most Tumblr city, likely in the entire world. tumblr has a huge american majority userbase obviously, but just for comparison going forward, only 0.22% of the american population lives in seattle. as of this reblog, this poll is showing 4% of respondents are seattleites. given, this isnt scientific at all, because my blog just has a lot of seattle connections and seattle followers, but it's still an impressive bias

[cinderfels]

‘The Profound Bond’ - A new romantic comedy starring Jensen Ackles and Misha Collins. When Federal Agent Dean Winchester gets paired with an angel as part of the Bureau’s new Human-Angel Cooperation Initiative, the partnership seems less than ideal. Castiel is arrogant, painfully inept in the ways of normal human interaction, and less than stellar at routine questioning. But as time passes, the human and angel begin to find themselves growing less at odds and more endeared to each other. Loosely inspired by aesc’s Below Skyscrapers.

[andythanfiction-deactivated2017]

THIS LOOKS SO REAL OMG THIS IS EDITING FUCKING GOLD I HOPE THIS PERSON IS PROFESSIONAL JUST *FLAIL* WHERE’S MY KERMIT GIF WHY CAN’T I FIND MY KERMIT GIF DAMMIT

[boyd-stevens]

[vulcanthatis]

God bless the hands that prepared this post

[wetheurban]

I hope July and the second half of this year are gentler on your spirit, kinder to you, good for your growth, and even better than the first half.

[piratewithvigor]

Just saw a bird get a worm at 8:06pm.

Never let the morning people say it can't be done

[monstermoviedean]

i love it when goalkeepers make an incredible, physics-defying save, crash into the ground, and just lay there motionless for a few seconds to recover. relatable as hell

[pavooko]

I woke alone in some forgotten place

Nobody knew my name

Nobody knew my face

- The Veils, “Made from Love with Far To Go”

[monstermoviedean]

16 years ago i was learning to love soccer for the first time and now i'm 32 up past my bedtime crying over this stupid sport

[countrygypsywt]

[monstermoviedean]

back in the 2022 wc when england and france were set to play each other someone posted it with the gif of jason mantzoukas screaming "bite each other's dicks off!!!" so now every time i see a wc match coming up between two teams i hate i mentally refer to it as a bite each other's dicks off match.

[monstermoviedean]

put on my destiel playlist for the first time in a while and immediately thought of a bunch of things i wanted to post about

[queermania]

i think deans plays gay closet chicken with sam which means that he does/says increasingly gay things while trying to figure out where the line is that finally makes sam go "wait a minute"

[queermania]

he does not care if sam knows. this is just entertainment for him. how many times can he disappear to the men's room for an hour before sam starts questioning his digestive system? how many times can he call himself the meat man before sam gets that dean knows exactly what it means? what happens if he holds castiel's hand? gives him a little cheek smooch?

[queermania]

It's an early Tuesday morning in the bunker when Sam finally figures it out. Dean is in the kitchen leaning against the counter by the coffee pot when Sam gets back from his run.

Absently, Dean holds out an empty mug for him. He's squinting at something on his phone. Maybe he's finally figured out Twitter. Maybe there's a case.

"I'm good," Sam says, wiping the sweat from his forehead with the band on his wrist. He takes a sip from the Boba Tea he picked up on his jog back from town.

Dean looks up at the sound of Sam's slurping and grimaces.

"Ugh," he says, eloquent as always.

"It's good," Sam argues.

Dean's attention is already back on his phone. His thumb and index finger move in concert across the screen to zoom-in on something. He says, "The only way beads should be coming out of my ass is if I shoved them up there in the first place."

"What?" Sam says.

"What?" Dean asks.

"That's not–" Sam starts, then stops. Sometimes his brother is so ignorant that it's not even worth getting into. He shakes his head. A conversation about alternative lifestyles isn't what he came in here for anyway. There's a box of protein bars in the back of the cupboard with his name on it. Metaphorically, not literally. Nobody else touches them.

Sam's got the box in hand when Dean says, "Morning, sunshine."

Sam doesn't need to look up to see who Dean's talking to—it's always Cas—but habit kicks in and he glances up just in time to see Cas pad into the kitchen. He's wearing sweats, a too-big t-shirt, and a grumpy frown that could rival a toddler's at nap time. These days it's a fifty-fifty toss up on whether or not Cas needs to sleep. Looks like last night was a sleep night. Tonight might be one too.

"Hey, Cas," Sam says.

Cas makes a vague grunting sound in response and heads directly for Dean's cup of coffee. Not surprising. After years of Dean eating the angel's food, the not-quite-an-angel-anymore-but-not-exactly-human-either has taken to eating Dean's.

Dean holds his blue ceramic mug out to Cas. It's misshapen with uneven coloring and nobody's sure if it's actually safe to drink from, but Jack made it at the community center in Sioux Falls when he was visiting the girls a few months back; anytime Dean uses another mug, Jack gets an exaggeratedly dejected look on his face. Sam is pretty sure he's doing it just to fuck with Dean and it's definitely working.

"You up for a drive?" Dean asks. It's directed at Cas, but Sam figures he should pay attention too. It might be about a case.

Cas makes a vague noise that could mean anything from "I'll slaughter your entire family" to "Should I pack my mittens?"

"Great," Dean says. It's sarcastic but there's an undercurrent of affection, even if Dean would never admit it. He's so weird about his feelings, especially when it comes to his male friends. He's got this whole toxic masculinity thing going and it's honestly exhausting. If he could just pull his head out of his own ass, he'd see that–

He's… snuggling Cas. That's really the only word for it. Dean's got one arm wrapped around Cas' shoulders and his nose buried in Cas' hair and yep that's the sound of him placing a kiss on Cas' head.

And now he's murmuring something into the side of Cas' head, too low for Sam to make out.

And Cas isn't freaking out. He's… he's leaning into it.

What the fuck.

"Uh, what the hell's happening?" Sam asks.

Dean and Cas both look over at him in unison. Like they choreographed the movement. They both have a furrow between their brows, too, like their facial expressions are part of the dance.

Sam gestures helplessly at where the two of them are still more or less pressed together. Cas' face stays scrunched up but Dean's breaks into a giddy smile.

"Finally," he says.

"Finally, what?" Sam asks. "Are you two… together?"

"Sam," Cas says. He packs a lot of exasperation into that one syllable. Sam thinks it's unwarranted, even if Cas is trying to stave off Dean's impending sexuality crisis by avoiding the topic of conversation.

Well, too bad. They need to talk about it.

Sam asks, "Does Jack know?"

"Know what?" Jack asks, rounding the corner into the kitchen. He goes straight for the cupboard where the bowls are.

Sam looks at Dean, eyebrows raised. Dean still looks way too amused. Something isn't right.

Cas says, "About me and Dean."

Unconcerned, Jack asks, "What about you and Dean?"

"Yeah, what about us?" Dean says. It's directed at Sam. It feels like a trap.

Sam gestures vaguely to where Dean still stands with his arm around Cas. It's moved down to his waist.

"That you're… you know."

"What? What are we doing, Sammy?"

"Oh," Jack says, like he's figured something out and in the process lost all interest in the proceedings. More than anything he looks disappointed to find that the Fruity Pebbles are mostly just rainbow-colored dust. His bowl isn't even halfway full and the box is empty.

"Is Sam's gay crisis about Dean something we can do on the way to the store or do we have to stay in the kitchen until it's over?"

His face is so earnest that Sam is dumbstruck by the question.

Then, Dean starts laughing so hard that he loses his balance and slides down the cabinets til his ass hits the floor. Cas looks down at him fondly.

Sam hates all of them.

[kosmogrl]