Rock it out in Blood!

My name is Amandda (yes with 2 d's) My main goal in life is to try to not be bored, and so I will attempt that here! I hope I also help some of you with that as well. If there is anything you would like to say about my blog, feel free!

[ejacutastic]

i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know

[ansetans]

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TEXT POST ALL MY LIFE

[caughtinbetween10and20-blog]

[death-by-lulz]

School of Rock appreciation post

was this movie even real omg

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[nevver]

Where you feel it

[capriren]

bringing this back because important 

[usbdongle-deactivated20200531]

#the cold crotch of contempt

[raspberryspar]

"I hate that guy so much he makes my dick cold"

[flyawaymax]

but what is spiderman so ashamed of

[warehouseagent-skellia]

He let a crook go over a bottle of milk

[disgustinghipster-deactivated20]

*does the cup song with the goblet of fire*

[aardwolverine-deactivated201410]

you’re gonna miss me when i’m gone

[cinderelvis]

TOO SOON

[quasarkisses]

IT’S BEEN TEN YEARS

[meowllennial]

Fuck it has been 10 years.

[olimar]

not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection

[asd123123sadzkmxkclekrmds]

rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come

[hod-the-blind]

A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.

[shessoprettywhenshelies]

Fluff rice with a fork, never stir it with a spoon. Vaseline is the best night time eye cream on the market. You can buy alcohol and chips with your parents’ gas station credit cards. If you force something, you’ll break it. That could be good or bad. It’s important to read the care tags on your clothing and follow those instructions. Related: don’t wash and dry j. crew wool sweaters. Changing your car’s oil is not optional. Whatever physical objects you acquire you will one day have to put into a box and move. You’re allowed to disagree with negative feedback. It’s always worth reading the instruction manual. Nostalgia, like any drug, can be a poison or a remedy. Pets are like human friends but better in every conceivable way. Good doctors listen more than they talk. You can’t fix a burned roux. Floss. Just because someone is an authority figure does not mean they are intelligent/competent/right. Measure twice, cut once. Get your nice jeans and dress pants tailored by a professional. If you’re uncomfortable wearing it you will not look good. You’re not required to drink alcohol while in a bar. There are a few things that cure all ills: the beach, your favorite album on vinyl, and fresh garlic. Kindness is not weakness. Baking soda is not baking powder. Taking Excedrin P.M. while still in public is not advisable. Terrible people will succeed. Wonderful people will fail. The world is not fair. Appropriate footwear is always key. You can absolutely be too forgiving. Real humor punches up, not down. Reading the assigned chapters will actually help you learn the material. There are no adults. Everyone is as clueless as you are. Applying eyeliner well is a timeless art. You can always leave. Awkward dates, suffocating jobs, hometowns that you outgrow, relationships that aren’t growing in the right direction. You can always come home again. But it won’t be the same. Life is too short for bad books, boring movies, shitty people, and margarine. Never underestimate the importance of eyebrows.

36 Things I Wish I Figured Out Sooner - Whitney Kimball  (via seabelle)

[meanwhile-in-canada-blog]

[seraphphoenix]

STOP WHAT YOURE DOING. THERES A KITTY SWIMMING ON YOUR DASH

[hannahbowl]

[mintelly]

if you call me princess you’d better prepare yourself for lots of affection

[happilyhippiehuman]

[lovequotesrus]

Everything you love is here

[gardevoirs]

[palm-wines]

[trugazi-deactivated20131113]

can’t wait to own dogs with u

[faunasworld-moved]

[death-by-lulz]

I love when cats decide they love something.

That is a very patient bunny.

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[brainstatic]

My favorite Harry Potter character was the Sorting Hat. His job was to learn people’s secrets and then judge them.

[ripharryjamespotter-deactivated]

[reluctanturlchange]

The Very Potter Seamus Finnigan is a perfect representation of your average british teenager.

[meladoodle]

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

[firelorcl]

a dentist

[turkeyimportedfrommassachusetts]

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

[shortvideosandstuff]

[shavingryansprivates-deactivate]

why he lick me

[lighttotheunaware-deactivated20]

THIS IS SUPER COOL THOUGH IF YOU UNDERSTAND HORSES. LIKE THAT NIPPING IS A GROOMING BEHAVIOR HORSE’S DO TO BOND AND TO MAINTAIN AND IMPROVE SOCIAL BONDS. SO THAT HORSE IS BASICALLY TREATING THE CAT AS PART OF THE HERD AND SUSTAINING THE FRIENDLY BOND.

IT IS SAYING, “this tiny horse is very tiny but we are friends. Look at my tiny friend.”