Howdy! My name's Asgore I'm great at naming things @monsterontheinternet - Tumblr Blog

Asgore: what should i call this tumblr blog ... well i am a monster on the internet.... wait omg

#asgore #undertale #monsterontheinternet #welcome back to this

HUG YOURSELF

oh heck okay

i did it are you proud of me mom?

kill yourself

I’ve tried, buddy, it doesn’t work. I’d be happy to let you take a crack at it, if you’d like?

#ask #anon hate #but not anon for some reason? I'm not sure what your game is here #but if it's to confuse me #you get a gold medal #I guess

Bone hurting juice (I’m sorry)

Owie oof ouch my bones why did I drink this juice that hurts my bones? …..wait omg

#submission #mrmonkeymagic #undertale #asgore #bone hurting juice #why

Asgore: Hmm… it’s like a hot dog, but it looks more like a cat. Asgore: wait omg

#submission #slickslacktheva #asgore #hot cat

Asgore: What should I call my blog where I type things on the internet? Wait omg

#submission #kanamiade #asgore #undertale

i want someone in real life to name their child "absolute god of hyperdeath" or anything to similar to that

that’s what I’m naming my child

#ask #sh-a-me

A yet unnamed Asgore: AAAAHHHH THE HUMANS HAVE GORED MY BACKSIDE! …..wait omg

#submission #mrmonkeymagic #asgore #undertale #naughty

G@$/£&: I have made a building that is the core power source of the underground. What should we call it? Asgore: CORE power source? Wait omg.

#ask #pun-ishment888 #asgore #undertale #gaster #core

MY SON…HE…IT’S LIKE HE HAS BECOME A GOD OF ABSOLUTION, AND WILL HYPERLY KILL FRISK TO DEATH! …..wait omg

#submission #mrmonkeymagic #undertale #asgore #asriel #god of hyperdeath

Asgore: wow what a mysterious human child, they seek to flirt with a lot of people according to Alphys’ camera footage. Very frisky, I wonder what we should call them? omg wait.

#ask #soph-soph-100 #undertale #asgore #frisk

Frisk: Hey Asgore, I need help naming a name for w, a, i, t, o, m, and g.

Asgore: Hmm…

Asgore: Wait omg

#submission #annoyingexistingbeing #frisk #asgore

Asgore: Hmm… what should I name this village populated by Temmies?

Asgore: wait omg

#submission #cheeky-da-monkey #asgore #undertale #temmie village #temmies

Toriel: Asgore, look! Our baby.. What do we name him? Asgore: Uhm.. What does he look like? Toriel: He.. He’s right in front of yo-.. *sigh* He’s a combination of both of u- Asgore: Wait omg

#submission #cra-y0ns #undertale #asgore #toriel #asriel

Asgore: undyne? i think this is your letter

Asgore: wait omg

#i-can-do-tricks #submission #undertale #asgore #undyne's letter #undyne

Asgore: pew pew

Asgore: aw it’s empty now

Asgore: wait omg

#i-can-do-tricks #submission #asgore #undertale

Asgore: I want to get us back to the surface of the earth but I don’t know how to refer to it

Asgore: wait omg

Yellow Fallen Human: um

#i-can-do-tricks #submission #asgore #undertale #justice

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