[effemimaniac]

Sex Isn't Real And You Can't Have It

[sunderwight]

Lan Qiren: I pray that my nephews won't share their father's weakness for women!

Monkey's Paw: *curls a finger*

[yoshitadai]

Is this anything

[louisegluckpdf]

anxiety will have you thinking things like "will everyone hate me if i order coffee at the coffee shop" and "will people think i'm crazy if i work out at the gym"

[d-adpool]

not putting my whole pussy into it today lads. you're getting my left labia at best

[stitchposts]

[orange-sora]

I envy Lan Zhan so much. I wish I too had a "shut the fuck up" spell.

[anxietyproblem]

[hawberries]

i think this might be the entire novel

[markodragic]

im so fucking glad the devs said they'll never stop making yakuza games about old men because i swear nothing brings sincere joy to my life like peepaw kiryu

[shmreduplication]

It's amazing how easy it is to start a new craft project when you are 80% finished with a previous craft project

[catchymemes]

[catbunblue302]

[dawnystar]

y0 majima was probably washing his long hair with dish soap until the sunshine girls saved him.

[alexsiple]

I LOVE YOU! YOU LOVE ME!

[lutovnica-deactivated20251111]

conejima.exe

[futchdoctor]

[karvina]

the xbox is a Machine. the playstation is a Device. the switch is a Toy. the personal computer is also a Machine. what the world needs, is a way to play video games on a Contraption

[freezedriedrose]

you fool. that's pinball