I am Not a lungfish

[depsidase]

[hotdogmexicano]

tiny death roll

[worldbuilding-tomfoolery]

ballet

[nneahwalker]

it's her!!

[k1nky-r0b0t-g1rl]

on their clit like morse code

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

"S.O.S. we're going down"

[k1nky-r0b0t-g1rl]

fuck dont be funnier than me on my own post

[k1nky-r0b0t-g1rl]

No stop that

[foone]

... - . -. -.. . -.-.

[oddlysexypancake]

uhh?

[foone]

In 1947, an British flight from Buenos Aires, Argentina to Santiago, Chile reported their status over Morse code as "ETA SANTIAGO 17.45 HRS STENDEC". That last word is nonsense, so the tower asked for clarification. They repeated: STENDEC. STENDEC.

They were never heard from again. 11 people vanished, apparently along with their plane, and the only clue is that last word.

And no one knows what the fuck "STENDEC" means.

[monsata]

She STEN on my DEC until I'm never heard from again.

[memewhore]

[2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241]

Woman murders man in broad daylight

[theknightinslippers]

[halorvic]

[e-rated-beardo]

Always reblog this queen of burns the dude didn't even realise happened

[2649901]

[utah-mountain-drifter-deactivat]

[lacefuneral]

vine eleven

[pitbolshevik]

i love gaboon vipers why do they move like that

[pitbolshevik]

me when im walking

[corvidable]

[spleen9000]

@catadromously how could you leave this important comment in the tags etc.

[doodle-dog-diary]

That’s the truest thing about this creature that anyone has said, ever

[jumpingjacktrash]

this animal is so travel

[ghxsttowns]

Doing some research on a couple of specimens

[iamnotalungfish]

Tumblr told me this post was sexual

[gothdoggygirl]

this frame from the fallout tv show is so funny i nearly puked watching it

[meow-moment]

[cooking-with-hailstones]

Listen if the study of ancient humans doesn’t make you at least a little bit emotional idk what to say.

I started crying today at the museum because they had reconstructed the shoes of Otzi the iceman.

Either he or someone he knew who cared about him made these shoes out of grass and bear skin and twine and he was wearing them when he died over five thousand years ago.

And a Czech researcher and his students did reconstructions of these shoes and wore them to the same place where he died to test them out and they were like yep! These shoes are really cozy and comfy and didn’t give us blisters while hiking!

Is that not just the coolest shit ever????

[netherworldpost]

(Quietly, with love) We will remember your bread, we will remember your dog, we will remember your shoes

(Quietly, with anger) We will remember your copper

[acreaturecalledgreed]

the concept and idea of “you can always start trying to be a better person” is extremely important to me both in media and irl and i continue to be deeply deeply disturbed by the trend on this site pushing that these ideas in media are bad writing or even morally reprehensible

because theyd rather someone stay terrible or just straight up die than become a better person 

from a compassionate point of view it’s deeply distressing and from a pragmatic point of view it’s outright frustrating

it’s fucked up. 

[falliblefabrial]

What is the most important step a man can take?

The next.

[inklesspen]

[babblingfishes]

I think part of the pushback about this is the idea that, to “redeem” bad people, their victims must first forgive them for unforgivable acts.

This is false. No one is obligated to forgive you. You can learn from your mistakes and become the best, kindest person on earth, and the people you’ve hurt still won’t forgive you, and you’ll have to accept that. And that doesn’t mean you aren’t allowed to grow. Because we aren’t just “pure” or “sinful”, we’re complex.

[c3rvida3]

When I was in the hospital, they gave me a big bracelet that said ALLERGY, but like. I'm allergic to bees. Were they going to prescribe me bees in there.

[mothocean]

[asphodelimago]

So there's a medication called hyaluronidase. It's used to make other medications absorb better, because it makes the cell wall more permeable.

One common usage is to make local anesthetic more effective during surgery, for instance. It's used in a number of injected medications.

Bee stings contain an enzyme very similar to this medication, so sometimes, people with bee allergies have an allergic reaction to hyaluronidase.

This is called cross-reactivity, where your body mistakes something for the thing it's actually allergic to, and has an allergic reaction anyway. For instance, sometimes people with latex allergies also are allergic to bananas and other fruits. They don't actually contain latex, but there are some similar proteins.

Apparently, hyraluronidase used in humans is derived from one of four sources: sheep testicles, cow testicles, cow testicles again, and GMO hamster ovaries.

tl;dr: They won't inject you with bees, but they might inject you with purified cow testicle juice, and your body might say 'eh, cow balls are BASICALLY bees' and try to kill you anyway.

[bearbellyblog]

The world is full of such beauty and wonder. Thank you for that sentence.

[silentauroriamthereal]

[the-real-seebs]

the average rap battle has nothing on people who are still deeply in love after twenty years

[kaijuno]

Who that man

[zoeberry]

the fairy on my windshield as i go down i95 at 210km/h

[littleguysdaily]

[criatchura]

you forgor!!!!!! HIS PENITS!!!

[littleguysdaily]

Oh my god I forgot his peanut

[iamnotshazam]

"our son made it through the war to come of age, let's fucken party! rsvp only if you're a little bitch who's NOT coming. all y'all not dead of alcohol poisoning by morning (lmao losers) get dunkt on"

[beastsoulart]

what if venusaur with tiny rainfrog ass

[sandmandaddy69]

[startledoctopus]

[villainous-queer-deactivated202]

‘And I thought,

“By golly her little vibrator would work perfectly”.’

[lastvalyrian]

where’s that post that goes “the farmer isn’t going to sex up all of his flowers individually”