Dec 15, 2025
hey fuckers
zippers missing so jason said i could have his blog
yall better get used to a whole lotta jack!
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jack
@monty-jack-attack
wasssaaaaaappp
Jun 29
oh hohohohoh
im gonna annoy this guy so hard till he loves me
he won’t even see it comin
May 30
wearing a red beanie feelin like parappa the rapper
May 18
i love whispering "please babe, just the tip. babe please." while everyones trying to talk
Mar 30
WHAT
Mar 23
might be in hell but this is what theyre doin to me so...
Mar 2
am i in hell??????
Mar 2
i don't have ADHD
my consciousness is just sexting with his secret lover right now
Feb 17
your friend will be SHOCKED by this one trick: rat poison in drink
Feb 10
Heated rivalry has taught me I'm not grabbing mens tits enough. Trust i will be fixing this at the earliest available opportunity
Feb 10
Feb 9
White boy CONFUSES Mexican restaurant staff by ordering in perfect Mandarin.
Feb 9
There’s a liquor store near my house that seems to be run exclusively by frat boys. They lovingly curate these bags, which I browsed today while “Oops I Did It Again” played through the store speakers. This is art to me, there is beauty everywhere for those with eyes to see it
Feb 9
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Feb 8
why does crandberry juis fuck wit my mouth so hard
i take a sip and at first its bad but then im lowkey fuckin wit it heavy then its jus bad again but then i lowkey want another sip
