shroomi

avid hyperfixator, number 1 lucy heartfillia stan

[the-muppet-joker]

Drunk as fuuuck and texting everyone i know. telling them they don't understand the nuances of the twilight series. Called my ex wife 40 times and left a message asking her for a 3some w Kermit the frog. No answer! Sad

[moo-shroomi]

i hope all of my beautiful little mutuals on here know i <3 u guys dearly even tho i spend most of my time just observing and posting 5 things in 30 mins and the being silent for 8 months

[moo-shroomi]

finished a show and it was so good and so cute and ofc i need more adorable story abt the couple so i go onto ao3….THERE ARE TWO WORKS. TWO. ARE YOU KIDDING ME.

[sackboys-moved]

Love not having a ”””fandom””” specific blog. Something new will just consume my mind and everyone has to accept it. My house

[animentality]

[teebeeache1234]

supernatural (cw 2005) haunts my life like a deceased lover

[mysweetoddbird]

sorry but once you notice how often ppl use a southern accent as shorthand for being unintelligent you can never unsee it. classism is baked so deeply and why are you acting like anyone who talks the way my grandfather talks is stupid.

[moo-shroomi]

just started rewatching merlin. 9 mins in and im already pissed off bc if uther listened to morgana everyone would be happy and joyful.

or if uther killed himself that would’ve worked too

[moo-shroomi]

whenever you guys see things about the tv glowing does it also give you heartburn and you sit there and repeat to yourself “i am not a boy that’s crazy” or should i book a therapy appointment

[moo-shroomi]

tumblr is such a wonderful place bc why am i mutuals with my favorite fanfiction writers? how did this happen?

[imjunebitch]

actually fucking disgusting that glasses cost any money like if you actually think about it for more than a few seconds it is so unconscionably inhumane. this goes for things like insulin and mobility aids and hearing aids too ofc but fuck man, fucking glasses? the thing you need to fucking see? its genuinely sickening and inhumanly evil that those cost ANYTHING.

[moo-shroomi]

sitting here at hell (the airport) wondering why they don’t just make all window seats (on assigned flights) boarding group 1 so no one has to climb over ppl later. then middle seats can be 2 and aisle can be 3. i do not understand why i am in the window and in group 4? i am going to somersault over the two poor saps in my row. i am sorry.

[iamthe-veil-thatyou-pierced]

we need to start calling adaptations of mythologies fanfiction. percy jacskon is oc insert fanfiction. epic the musical is fanfiction. hercules (the disney movie) is fanfiction. the song of achilles is fanfiction. do you know how many people this would upset

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[hypochondriac-butters]

reblog this if you are gay, constantly tired, or a cryptic entity that merely inhabits a human form

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[bumblebeehug]

so we all agree Natsu reaches after Lucy's right hand like a lifeline ever since they learned Future Lucy lost her arm in the dragon king festival, right? that when he's haunted at night, writhing and thrashing around in his sleep, he shoots for Lucy's hand to ground himself in reality. lights the tip of his finger like a match to light up the room enough to make out the guild mark, carefully lightening his grip as to not wake her. safe in the apartment, only sound coming from the next to nill nightlife, the steady ticking of the grandfather clock in the living room, and Lucy's almost inaudible breathing. we all agree on this, right

[shiiro-arts]

My wife is speaking, everyone listen and agree