Moodie

Sometimes you just need to vent

[needle-rose]

Number of days since I had to relearn that eating food on a regular basis is good and important, actually:

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[needle-rose]

Reset the counter

[needle-rose]

Number of days since I had to relearn that eating food on a regular basis is good and important, actually:

0

[needle-rose]

Reset the counter

[ashstfu]

achievements of 2022:

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probably spent more time on the internet than last year

[el3gy]

sometimes I have brief moments of clarity like oh yes. love and joy should be guiding me and it will all work out. documenting so i remember to express this

[qazastra]

he lets me hit bc i say shit like ‘alas’

[waspcup]

WAIT WHERES TBE FUCMING SEARCH BAR

[waspcup]

PUT HER BACK

[waspcup]

babygirl get down from there ….

[dykemd]

now more than ever we need brunettes to keep wearing jeans

[girlywhirlpool]

girls don’t want men, they want whimsigothic maximalist rooms!!

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

THE PIC OF THE GUY IS SO FUNNY FOR SOME REASON

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

we AI generated your love interest and Um i'm sorry to tell you this but he looks kind of like the husband in the bee movie now. sorry

[lainna]

youd think id get used to being human after all this time

[slashgod]

There is no slut shaming in this house, only slut encouragement

[valtsv]

[twitblr]

Not much focus on rehabilitation

[obi-wann-cannoli]

This seems like a good time to mention the Prisoners Literature Project and Inside Books Project. Both of these organizations send free books to incarcerated people, and are always looking for donations - both books and money -and volunteers! (Prisoners literature project sends books everywhere but Texas - Inside Books project is just Texas).

[intothestacks]

Reminder that studies definitively show that giving prisoners access to books helps lower recidivism rates.

It’s also worth mentioning that a study in the US suggests that allowing inmates to record themselves reading a story to their children may have a similar effect.

Inmates and wardens alike reported positive results from programs like Reading Legacies, which allow parents to connect with their children while away in prison. It would seem that such programs help both the children and their incarcerated parent with self-image issues, which lowers recidivism rates in the adults and helps combat common problems children of inmates face, such as depression.

Why would reading to one’s child help lower recidivism?

According to the findings, inmates being able to connect to their child(ren) facilitates transition back into society. The arrangement also helps the parents view themselves as something other than a criminal and to encourage them to strive for a positive future.

[hag6]

sucking dick and cock its like oh my god time and place. And you did it at my birthday dinner

[moonsparkles]

@fairycosmos

[bearotonin-international]

Bearatonin, I know it will look me but do you mind if I pet the polar bears? They deserve it and they're just so cuddly

Listen. We understand the urge to pet the polar bears. Believe us, WE GET IT. Polar bears are the cutest adorablest most cuddleable silliest perfectest most marvelous magnificentest goober beast to ever exist.

!!!!WE KNOW!!!!!

However, they are also ridiculously supremely absurdly unfairly lethal. And we can argue all day how ungodly cruel it is to live in a world where such silly goobers are such lethal beasts, the fact stands that if you try to pet the polar bear, you gonna get mauled and/or eaten.

It is therefore with the heaviest of hearts we must strongly advise against ever approaching a polar bear. We know, we are crying about the tragedy and cruelty of the universe too.

[bramcrackerswrites]

Okay, but if I am ALREADY getting eaten by a polar bear, I can sneak in a pet real quick before death, right?

[bearotonin-international]

if you still have hands attached to your body, yeah absolutely go for it

[oatmilkdyke]

i love you buttered toast i love you omelette i love you hashbrowns i love you croissant i love you pancakes i love you waffles i love you bagel i love you oatmeal i love you muffin i love you breakfast

[ecrivainsolitaire]

The Lego Movie is something that only happens once in life because you cannot recreate the experience of being dragged to "stupid marketing ploy to sell plastic bricks to 5 year olds" and 90 minutes later come out of "surreal cosmic horror comedy about the existential dread of artistic expression and the meaning of free will with commentary on capitalist oligarchy. To sell plastic bricks to 5 year olds."