[mool-loom]

Jimin: [starting a new game] I'm going to evil this time.

Jimin: [5 minutes into said game] Being Mean Is Not Nice.

[mool-loom]

Taehyung: C'mon Hyung, I'm your hottest friend!

Yoongi: No, wait, that's Jin-Hyung.

Taehyung: I'm your nicest friend!

Yoongi: ...No, that's also Jin-Hyung.

Taehyung:

Taehyung: Look, I'm your FRIEND.

[mool-loom]

Seokjin: Taehyung no.

Taehyung: Taehyung yes.

Namjoon: Taehyung no.

Taehyung: Taehyung maybe?

Yoongi: Taehhyung no.

Taehyung: Taehyung no.

[mool-loom]

Jimin: So what do you have planned for the future?

Jungkook: Lunch.

Jimin: No, like, long term.

Jungkook: Dinner?

[mool-loom]

Jimin: Hello sir, can we ask you a few questions?

Hoseok: Definitely. Yeah, I'm actually, I'm super glad you guys are here right now. Are you smelling that weed smell?

Jikook: Yeah.

Hoseok: 'Cause, a dude broke in, smoked weed, and bolted.

Jungkook: Do you think it's the same dude who left that bong there on the floor?

Hoseok: ...Yes?

[mool-loom]

Jimin: I just thought he needed to listen to common sense and reasonable discourse.

Hoseok: Please tell me those aren't the names of your fists.

Jimin: My feet. I'm actually more of a kicker.

[mool-loom]

Jimin: They call me coffee because I grind so fine.

Namjoon: Oh my god.

Hoseok: They call me coffee because I keep you up past 2am.

Namjoon: Guys, stop.

Yoongi: They call me coffee-

Namjoon: Please no.

Yoongi: because I'm dark, bitter and most people don't like me unless they change some aspect of who I am.

Namjoon: Oh.

[mool-loom]

Jimin: What are you doing?

Taehyung: Jin-hyung put me in time out...

Jimin: Why?

Taehyung: Well, he asked me if I had anything to suck on during the flight so my ears don’t pop and apparently ‘I don’t know, what is Jungkook doing?’ was not an appropriate answer.

[mool-loom]

Jimin: Why do you always let me win in our race up the stairs? It's like you don't even try!

Yoongi: I just like seeing your smile when you win.

Hoseok: [to Yoongi] You're just staring at his ass aren't you?

Yoongi: I'm staring at his ass.

[mool-loom]

Jungkook: Thanks, dad.

Jungkook: Why is everyone staring at me?

Yoongi: You just called Namjoon 'dad'.

Jungkook: What? No I didn't. I said, 'Thanks man'.

Namjoon: Do you see me as a father figure, Jungkook?

Jungkook: No. If anything, I see you as a 'bother' figure, 'cause you're always bothering me.

[mool-loom]

Jungkook, at some point, probably: Well, im not trying to impress you or anything, but my bedtime is 9:30 and I go to bed at 9:33.

[mool-loom]

Seokjin: When you've been an idol as long as I have, you develop thick skin.

Jungkook: Pink is not your colour.

Seokjin: Pink brINGS OUT MY EYES, YOU PRICK!

[mool-loom]

Seokjin: You look happy. Let me guess, your egg salad sandwich fell on the floor and they gave it to you for free.

Taehyung: No, can you do that? Why doesn't everybody just drop their sandwiches on the floor?

Seokjin: I was trying to insult you.

Taehyung: Instead you gave me an amazing life hack.

[mool-loom]

Taehyung: [still disappointed 6 hours after visiting an aquarium]

Namjoon: What did you think a tiger shark was, Taehyung?

[mool-loom]

Yoongi: [unbuttoning shirt] God, it's so hot in here.

Jimin: I know, but why are you unbuttoning my shirt?

[mool-loom]

Namjoon: Jungkook! If you roll your eyes one more time!

Jungkook: [starts rolling up a napkin with a bunch of 'I''s scrawled on it, looks back at Namjoon with a grin]

Namjoon: Okay. That's it, you're grounded. Forever.

Seokjin: I thought it was pretty funny.

[mool-loom]

Seokjin: Alright, listen up you little shits.

Seokjin: Oh, but not you Hoseok. You're an angel and we're thrilled to have you here.