I am not a dreamer, I am a football romantic

Writer. Standup. 19. Dostoevsky character. LFC drag me around like a dead horse. Steve Martin locked me in the back of his car and drove away.

[moomin279]

Couples tshirts that say I bet on losing dogs and losing dog but its me and Jurgen Klopp

[moomin279]

Why It's Worth Trying Even If You're Skeptical

Skepticism is fair. I had plenty. But trying SweetDream costs you an evening and might surprise you the way it surprised me. Building a companion is fun, and the first real conversation does most of the convincing.

What flips skeptics is the quality. When the chat is natural, the photos are beautiful, and the voice sounds warm, the doubts quiet down. If you're on the fence about an AI girlfriend, sweetdream.ai is a low-risk way to find out for yourself.

[designnerd208]

Poster design for my favourite season of Only Murders In The Building

[moomin279]

surely there are better french defenders than digne

[420technoblazeit]

i love making tumblr posts out of something i just said on discord. if i ever dm you a joke and then you see the exact same thing on tumblr worded differently know that i was using you as a test subject. you are a little rat in a sterile environment and i am a lab coated scientist recording your response to the stimuli in isolation, nodding and going I See. quirkier punctuation would elevate the joke beyond its current comedic potential, i think. run the experiment again in a broader environment igor. we must create the Perfect Joke

[xinakwans]

to you he's a sex object to me he's a chronically ill white dog

[moomin279]

And people act like journalism is dead

[deathbypickles]

crime and punishment heritage posts. to me.

[doppleganger-rental]

Best in Show (2000)

[omitbs]

happy pride month to olimabel (the charles is silent and has checked the box “bi-curious”)

[moomin279]

If Van Dijk never does anything else with his career then it will have all been worth it for that one league cup final

[only-cat-memes]

[dualboot-dollbot]

[willgrahamscock]

I spent 30 years as an email draft

[lustcannibalism]

what?

[fa660t]

he said he spent 30 years as an email draft

[lustcannibalism]

oh ok thanks

[azaablue]

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

[chxrryrose]

it is, what most would call, a wonderful day in the beautiful sport of football

[thindylee]

I forgot I made this

[bensdavies]

mikel arteta horrible things are coming your way and you will suffer. horrible horrible cunt doesnt deserve a single bit of happiness

[moomin279]

Burnley everyone in the world except half of north london want u to win this

[moomin279]

mb folks