I am not a dreamer, I am a football romantic

Writer. Standup. 19. Dostoevsky character. LFC drag me around like a dead horse. Steve Martin locked me in the back of his car and drove away.

[moomin279]

Couples tshirts that say I bet on losing dogs and losing dog but its me and Jurgen Klopp

[willgrahamscock]

I spent 30 years as an email draft

[lustcannibalism]

what?

[fa660t]

he said he spent 30 years as an email draft

[lustcannibalism]

oh ok thanks

[azaablue]

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

[chxrryrose]

it is, what most would call, a wonderful day in the beautiful sport of football

[thindylee]

I forgot I made this

[bensdavies]

mikel arteta horrible things are coming your way and you will suffer. horrible horrible cunt doesnt deserve a single bit of happiness

[moomin279]

Burnley everyone in the world except half of north london want u to win this

[moomin279]

mb folks

[pseudonymous-enthusiast]

[moomin279]

Burnley everyone in the world except half of north london want u to win this

[omitbs]

[moomin279]

Jack Donaghy is a man written by a woman

[moomin279]

Isabella's Rosselini's line readings in 30 rock are second only to Alec Baldwin's line readings in 30 rock

[diogojotas]

i can’t fucking believe they’re going to the final

[moomin279]

30 rock and The Jerk are the only two comedies that are truly operating at the highest possible level that a comedy can work at

[super-glued-socks-deactivated20]

every tragically romantic song is about bernie clifton’s dressing room. you see this is because bernie clifton’s dressing room is a tragically romantic story. in this essay i wi-

[moomin279]

listening to the Cabaret soundtrack because I am secretly a really gay old man

[why-bless-your-heart]

Today I cried a little bit because I remembered that when Beethoven conducted his ninth symphony for the first time he got a standing ovation and one of the sopranos had to turn him around to see the audience. 

[why-bless-your-heart]

I have never recovered from this illustration by Scott Cameron for Barbara Nichol’s “Beethoven Lives Upstairs.”

[malglories]

😭😭😭

[sweaterkittensahoy]

trust the sopranos to claim credit for the work of a contralto.

[the-haiku-bot]

trust the sopranos

to claim credit for the work

of a contralto.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.