spill that slurpee

like tea but not because we're trashier

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BITCH COME BACK I AINT DONE WITH YOU

sorry i was in the shower i’m back now

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most like t-pain????

lucas can buy me a drank

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how is that dead girl gonna take it when her bf finally comes out?

as if she doesn’t already know? like..she has to, right?

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i heard lil yachty lives here?

if he does he’ll have to get in line, i already have enough people to stalk.

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who confuses you most great moomoo goss?

i don’t think anyone could ever take in anything wes says and not have some sort of faint alarm go off in their head

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most likely to hit their dick/most likely to be into it?

daniel is gonna move out if y’all keep doin him like this. but he also needs to remember to close his curtains!

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moomoo as hbo shows or showtime too idc

i’m gonna do shows and also characters for most of them bc i like to have Fun

andie - game of thrones. someone dead.

angus - veep. dan the guy who is like...smart n slimy 

bethanie - big little lies. laura dern’s character who everyone thinks is an overreacting bitch but is really just trying to protect her kid.

catalina - insecure. molly. doesn’t do things that could be good for her bc she doesn’t think it’s how her life Should look. 

charlie - girls. one of them who thinks everything is the biggest deal in the entire world and then gets over it 2 days later and is like “i think i’m really like Growing as a person”

dj - veep. jonah the dude everyone knocks the fuck down for no reason

daniel - big little lies. some husband who probably has a Man Cave to escape his wife (on the show, not fin)

elliot - silicon valley. i don’t watch enough to know chars but u get it. 

finley - veep. the chick who was in my girl.

jasmine - big little lies. literally zoe’s character in that. i know, cop out, but damn.

jordy - big little lies. shailene’s character. very inward, just doing their best for their fam. 

kendall - big little lies. one of the bitchy irrelevant moms. 

landon - girls. some too-nice boyfriend that one of the girls treats terribly.

leah - shameless. mandy milkovitch. doing her god damn best in the shitty hand she’s been dealt. 

lucas - big little lies. adam scott’s character who is just trying to be a good dude and is incredibly under-appreciated.

meredith -  sex and the city. samantha. big slut but has feelings way way way down deep somewhere.

nick - shameless. fiona’s short lived musician husband lmao

ria - shameless. mickey milkovitch. has killed and would kill again

rodney - insecure. lawrence who was a good dude but got his heart smashed and kinda turned into that guy who thinks he’s a good dude but really is an asshole fuckboy

sammie b - insecure. kelli. living life and feeling great. ish. 

samantha w - sex and the city. charlotte. wants something that doesn’t exist.

samuel - girls. one of the girls wants him, he doesn’t want them, half the season is them whining about it and trying to get him when he’s literally mediocre at best and they have a solid man (landon) pining for them.

stella - big little lies. madeline mckenzie. always “fixing” everyone’s shit.

wes - shameless. frank gallagher. just. thats it.

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how do u feel about the bb finale?

paul was robbed (again) but it was so satisfying that i don’t even mind

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@smelliot-elliot: im so tired of everyone assuming im the bottom, mickey milkovich was a bottom, stop assuming. you know my name, not my story.

On 9/17/17, at 2.38 PM, dont touch me im famous wrote:

> MICKEY MILKOVITCH WAS A BOTTOM

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how old IS landon?

seventeen-thirty-eight, yeah baby

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how long until mer and landon r like forced to talk after that cold hard rejection

i don’t know but i’m begging for it asap so i can cry into my nacho doritos locos tacos so can they get on that please? talk about your issues? for us!

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hows mr robot

you think i have any time to watch mr. robot when i spend all my time spying on a whole apartment building? you think i have the energy to pay attention, even? y’all are confusing enough as it is, i don’t need to complicate that with the crazy eyed dude no matter how weird-hot he is.

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crooked dick?

whom has one, is that your question? i heard wes did, but i think he’s just covering for nick or something, since leah still out here bouncin’ on it...

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most gutter flower

we got a lot of those depending on how you define it. but most? landon for sure. wait, is this a line from one of sam’s poems?

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least likely to ever find actual happiness

yo this one is fuckin real as shit. honestly? this whole place a mess. but if leah keeps sabotaging her damn self, she’s top of my list for this. there’s a lot of close seconds, but leah is superior mess. queen mess. 

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most likely to poo they pants

daniel. but tis a far better thing to destroy his pants than a full bathroom (again). pants are cheaper to replace.

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where is he

i wish i knew. i don’t know how we could let this happen. where IS patt meterson????