Goats in Trees

No plans, no continuity

[mychemicalraymance]

with friends like these, who needs enemies?

[a-frog-in-a-bog]

“I want to decompose in a bog” well you clearly don’t know the first thing about bogs. Clout chaser

[thebigbiwolf]

Huge fan of the phrase "get pickled, idiot"

[bufhasvhndsls-deactivated201610]

GET A LOAD OF THAT DOG

[owlmylove]

[distantly] THAT DOG

[jamie-bennett]

This is hands down my favorite video on the internet and I am so happy it showed back up on my dash!

[paulfrankjuliusthemonkey]

she has. leg warmers

[retromochi]

shout out to marketplace.tf for sending me 2 of the funniest emails ill ever receive in my lifetime

[tf2heritageposts]

tf2 heritage post

[jimbenton]

[inoffizielles-deutschland]

This is the most German comic I have ever seen. And it’s not even about Germans.

[inoffizielles-deutschland]

Ok I just now noticed the birds. I thought this was just a comic about bread and respectful distance. I stand with my point though.

[whitepeopletwitter]

that’s just science

[guccixcucci]

I can't stop watching this omg 🥺💞💞💞

[maculategiraffe]

voiceover, quietly, in a New Zealand accent: When I was taking this little guy's photos, I noticed that he was having difficulties getting into the poses and wasn't feeling a hundred percent comfortable. So I scooped him up, un-swaddled him, and gave him a little back massage. Because I knew that he had had a little bit of a hard birth, little bit of a hard entry into the world, and quite often things like a C-section, forceps, or a tight birth canal can often result in a pulled muscle or a knot in their back, shoulders, or neck. And look at that, when I hit the spot, he lets me know, with [voice goes up an octave] a beautiful big SMI-YILE!!! Isn't it gorgeous!! [normal voice] And he was totally comfortable after that.

[fantastic-mister-bugbug]

[whitepeopletwitter]

fantastic

[whitepeopletwitter]

It’s the little things.

[bowsersex-deactivated20220424]

I think about the line from the Muppet Movie, “there’s not a word yet, for old friends who just met” constantly. Sometimes I’ll hear a song or see a piece of art, and I had just found it, never seen or heard it before, but I’ll be overcome with such intense emotion cause it feels like it’s a beloved memory from my childhood that I never had. Like I just met you, but it feels like I haven’t seen you in years and we’re finally meeting again and I’ve missed you so much. I know “having nostalgia for something you’re just now seeing” is basically “just liking it.” But I don’t know, I wish there was a word for “something I felt like I’ve known forever but I’m just now experiencing it.”

[jjapplepie]

thank you tumblr urser bowsersex

[bowsersex-deactivated20220424]

I’m sorry can a man who loves Bowser Sex not be emotional every once in awhile? I might have the tumblr url Bowser Sex, but I experience other emotions too…

[whitepeopletwitter]

5000 years ago, 6 feet tall made her a giantess

[whitepeopletwitter]

No bless yous for Giacomo?

[livedpoetry-deactivated20230925]

An important message from the National Lawyers Guild - Detroit & Michigan Chapter

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

My favourite math fact is that 0.9999999.. is equal to 1. Exactly. Not approximately. Not as a rounded number. 0.9999 (recurring) is exactly 1.

[transsexual-dandelions]

Question. How the fuck does that work?

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

I tried explaining it here:

[secondaristh]

Here’s another perspective on why .999… repeating is exactly equal to 1.

For any two distinct real numbers, we can always find a rational number strictly between them, i.e. that rational number must be able to be expressed as a terminating decimal or a repeating decimal.  To be clear, that rational number is strictly between the two values; it is not allowed to be equal to either.

Suppose k is a rational number strictly between 1 and 0.9999….  If this is possible, then, I can write k exactly as either a decimal with finite digits, or I can write k as a repeating decimal.  The problem is, there are no decimals with finite digits between 1 and 0.999… , and there is no way to write a repeating decimal that is greater than 0.999… and still less than 1.  Either way, a k strictly between 1 and 0.999… does not exist.  The only way this can be true is if those two numbers are not actually distinct.  That is to say, 1 = 0.999…..

[oysters-aint-for-me]

i truly appreciate how math seems like it’s this infallible always-true only-one-answer thing, when in reality math is just like:

[ed-longshanks]

[chaotic-carnifex]

I mean, I always thought it was easier to just go

If 1/3 = 0.33333 repeating

and 1/3 + 1/3 + 1/3 = 3/3 = 1

and 0.33333 repeating + 0.33333 repeating + 0.33333 repeating = 0.99999 repeating

then 0.99999 repeating must equal 1

[crazy-brazilian]

[mellointheory]

okay but in her defence

[whats-a-bear]

OUGH what a beautiful bear....