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hello wandering individual! have a lot of fandoms, may or may not post abt them here. minecraft sideblog @boofplays. am an Adult TM, not gonna get more specific than that. As long as something does no harm, you dont have to understand it to respect it. Stay safe out there

[ampervadasz]

Az utolsó.. ! :) (Unmute ! )

[naamahdarling]

I feel bad about laughing at some of these, like the missed jump, but none of the cats appear to be hurt by their misadventures, and the rest had me literally WHEEZING. The cat crossing the unpleasantly-textured mat…I am LITERALLY CRYING.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

underground parking garages are criminally underutilized as a horror setting. windowless curving concrete labyrinths stretching up and down and all around you, that's some Backrooms shit

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

parking garage horror game filled with all the tropes: you're being hunted by zombies, spider monsters, clowns, chainsaw killers hiding under parked cars, driverless vehicles trying to run you over, labyrinthian corridors, mist that strips your flesh, fluorescent lights are flickering, the shadows open their gaping maw as darkness closes in. titled: Where The Hell Did I Park?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

there's no point system, the sole purpose of the game is to survive long enough to find your damn car. the only "bonus point" is escaping in time to avoid paying for overnight parking

[argumate]

Cuba’s electrical grid suffered a total collapse on Monday, the country’s power operator said, marking the latest nationwide blackout in recent years, and the first since the US effectively shut off the flow of oil to the island of roughly 10 million people.

can't help seeing the US as the enemy of civilisation on this one

[tepkunset]

Actually I don't think it's being a "grammar snob" to ask people to learn proper language for referring to Indigenous peoples.

Personal example:

My people spent hundreds of years being wrongly called "micmac". There are people who have reclaimed this bastardized name and that's their right, but most folks I know detest it, and it's certainly disrespectful for settlers to keep using it. Call us what we want to be called, it's really not that complicated! if you're gonna talk about us, do it right.

What is correct -

Mi'kmaq = plural. "The Mi'kmaq are from Mi'kma'ki."

Mi'kmaw = singular/adjective. "My friend is a Mi'kmaw person."

Alternatively, L'nui'simk -

L'nuk = plural. "L'nuk ekwitamet sipuiktuk."

L'nu = singular. "Ni'n na l'nu tleyawi Potlotek."

[honestlydarkprincess]

to celebrate the ides of march this year tumblr decided to stab its users in the back

[staff]

we fucked up

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.

[tamamita]

We had a good thing, you stupid son of a bitch! We had Tumblr. We had a barely functional site. We had everything we needed for a blog site, and it all ran like clockwork. You could’ve shut your mouth, cooked, and made as much money as you ever needed. It was perfect. But, no, you just had to blow it up. You and your porn bans and your transmisogyny! You just had to be the man. If you’d done your job, known your place, we’d all be fine right now!

[pangur-and-grim]

a core part of being on tumblr is watching the site kick itself in the dick

[thatlittleegyptologist]

Since some of you don't seem to understand how this 'new notes' thing works, I'll break it down:

I'm the OP. I'm making this post. If you like, comment, reblog (without comment) on this post, then I'm the one who will see all those notes in my activity page.

However...

If you reblog (with comment), I will get a notification that you did that, but any likes/comments/reblogs (without comment) you get on that reblog will only be shown to you. As OP I won't see them.

If someone adds a reblog (with comment) to your reblog...as OP I won't see that. I won't see any of those notes in my activity page.

Basically, if someone with a large following makes a comment, then they will get all the notes and OP will see nothing. If OP has said something silly because they're, y'know, 21 and it happens, and then someone reblogs it onto the dash of someone with a large following who then dunks on them for fun? OP doesn't see it, doesn't get notes for it, but they're gonna get the harrassment for it in their inbox.

If I, someone with a 5 digit follower count, reblog something to correct misinformation on Ancient Egypt, then OP will never see it unless it was on the original post, but I will continue to get notes on that post even though it's not my post. If I reblog fanart, or just art in general, with a comment like 'Oh this is so lovely!' then OP will not see any of the notes from people reblogging it from me. They'll only see my reblog. So it's possible for an art post by someone else to have 200 notes for them, but 9000 for someone who reblogs it with a comment, and the OP artist will have no idea it's been seen by that many people.

It's killing blow to the community we've built here, by someone higher up who doesn't understand that being able to see all the comments and reblogs is what makes this site the place I keep coming back to.

That's what sucks.

I encourage people to go to tumblr's support page, select contact support, and then in the dropdown menu select 'Feedback' and leave polite and constructive feedback (for those of you who enjoy 'emails worded politely but are a strong 'are you an idiot?', try that way of wording it). They're more likely to listen to you if you're not an asshole about it. I've already gone and done this, and I hope others will too.

[lesbianbloodritual]

it turns out that making big positive changes in your life is great but it also forces you to reckon with the years you spent not really living and makes you feel like you're carrying the corpse of a 20 year old girl on your back

[purple-confusion]

Happy ides of march 2026 I bring you Julius Caesar weighted pincushion for consideration

[decompose1]

you people neeeed to stop making someone bathing someone else into this inherently weird/gross/awkward/horny thing it is a completely neutral action. it is normal. every animal has to groom itself or be groomed. people need to be cleaned. it is completely normal and expected for a social species to clean/groom one another- whether through affection, necessity, or both. there is nothing weird about washing your loved ones. there is nothing weird about washing someone who can't, or is struggling to wash themself. it's so normal. it is SO normal and common and expected. most people will need help being cleaned at some point in their life, some people just need that help earlier than others. i promise you it's okay. & if you have a problem with idea that some day someone you love might need your help getting clean i really do not know what to tell you maybe just don't date anyone or have any close relationships idk

[street-of-mercy]

[apocherri]

the one downside of the annual misogyny convo on twitter rn is seeing people failing woke 102 where they passed 101 of knowing misogyny is bad but then say shit like "fem and non mascs creators" trying to be inclusive but fumbling like ah yes because people are famously nice to gnc and masc women a butch lesbian basically has male privilege. no one fact check this

[apocherri]

a similar issue with "women and non men" trying to be inclusive of nonbinary people when some nonbinary people. are also men. like do genderfluid people have male privilege every other day. a bigender person only has male privilege at night like a werewolf? thats kinda the whole point of being nonbinary you dont easily fit into categories like guy and not a guy

[apocherri]

haha youre so cool please dont swap misogyny for transphobia ahaha

[synthient]

The story of Cats is that in the 1930s, the famous poet T.S. Eliot wrote a book of cutesy little cat-themed poems for his godchildren

And then 40 years later, Andrew Lloyd Webber found a lost cat poem that T.S. Eliot had cut from the cat book for being too sad for children, and ALW was like “woahhh. A cat….that’s sad. That’s deep, man. I wanna make a musical out of this”

So the producer assigned to the project was like “okay, I guess you could maybe read these cat poems as a satire of 1930s British society? We could probably do something sort of interesting with that, I’m thinking a cast of about 5 and–”

And ALW was like “no. Forget the satire. Also I want a cast of dozens and the most advanced special effects technology ever seen on stage. I’ve taken out a second mortgage on my house to fund this”

And the producer was like “wh– you– wh– do you even have. a plot”

So ALW got a bunch of actors and writers and artists together and they holed up and did cocaine workshopped for 5 weeks, and at the end of it they emerged and said “the plot is that a bunch of cats are having a dance contest for the right to take a ufo to cat heaven :)”

and then it made 2 billion dollars.

[castielcampbell]

[fluoresensitives]

You say, "idk I think telling and showing little girls that the only way to be creative is through makeup is weird, and I think pushing makeup onto little girls is weird", and people will start throwing rocks at you like. What's happening.