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[bobdylanyaoi]

i still can’t believe “our age of bronze is collapsing” is a line from the odyssey. bro i can’t believe we’re in the middle age right now. it’s such a nice day in feudal japan rn. i’m so glad we are having this agricultural revolution.

[guelwaar]

i have formed an opinion that isn't worth expressing

[draculasgaycousincountfaggula]

IM SO SICK OF HAVING CURLY HAIR GAHHH

[skyrigel]

downloading my pdfs and epubs so i can always never read them

[innerchildabortionclinic]

no one knows if watching a new tv show is possible

[clionadraws]

Loustat my forever beloved 🩷

[pjharvey]

our age of blogs is collapsing

[moonandstarshangoutinbars]

galti toh insaan se hi hoti hai aur main galti se insaan hi hu

[shameanddisgrace]

that one mutual that's a celebrity to me

[siopiana]

meep :]

[shandy-shores]

I had more

Leviticus Headcanons pt.2

Naim is a huge movie guy his ass is on Letterboxd and he writes lengthy reviews for every movie he sees. Which is hilarious considering Ryan has slept through half of every movie he's watched since he was nine. Naim has had to learn to make peace with this.

Ryan is terrible at rolling his own cigs, but he always tries, and he always fails, and Naim always laughs, and Ryan storms away in a huff saying "Well then you just fuckin do it then"

Contrary to popular belief they actually both suck at making friends. Naim hates meeting new people, Ryan grew up in a small town where he's had the same friends since primary school, they're both way out of their wheelhouse in a new city. Plus, they're both jealous cunts. My boyfriend can't think about other men if we don't meet other men.

Neither of them have read a full book since year eight.

Ryan would never tell him this but Naim is a nightmare to sleep next to. He snores, he thrashes around, he sleep talks. Sometimes it is endearing enough to make up for the amount of times he wakes Ryan up. Sometimes.

Ryan started got into so many fights in primary school it is a miracle he didn't realize he was gay sooner. Something something intricate rituals. He's gotten his nose broken twice.

Naim gets his first paycheck and both boys immediately walk to Maccas and order nine burgers. It's the best meal either of them have ever had.

Ryan's workmates all think he's lying when he brings up his boyfriend because his name is Naim. They're like "Mate you don't have to prove you're gay or anything, we get it" and he's like "No, no guys I swear I have a boyfriend he's real and he's super fuckin hot let me find a picture"

Naim never gets his license but both him and Ryan can't drive for shit.

Ryan gets this crazy chest pain and he starts hyperventilating and he's so sure he's having a heart attack and Naim's like I think this is just a panic attack and Ryan goes nah that shit doesn't happen to me I must be dying. Nope. Panic attack. This happens every single time he gets one by the way.

They celebrate Ryan's 18th birthday at a teeny bar downtown. They spend far too much money getting far too drunk and they get kicked out at 1 AM because they were fucking in the bathroom and being really loud about it. Ryan still calls it the best birthday he's ever had.

[hkxox]

prince sirius summoned his knight in the middle of the night, claiming he wanted berries, remus arrived with a bowlful of different kinds of berries, and before offering them, picked one and took a small bite as protocol demanded, to ensure they weren’t poisoned, once satisfied he moved the bowl toward sirius but the prince caught his hand, and before remus could make sense of it, leaned forward and ate the rest of his half eaten berry from his fingers, remus froze as sirius chewed thoughtfully, his hand still loosely wrapped around the knight’s wrist, thumb resting idly against his pulse

‘sweet’ he murmured, as remus stared at him wide eyed, his entire face burning, but sirius only smiled, quietly amused

‘the berries?’

and remus swallowed, ‘yes of course your highness.’

[moonandstarshangoutinbars]

why are people so weird about the sturniolo triplets or the kalogeras sisters

[mydearestmoonyy]

wolfstar as neighbours meet-ugly/meet-cute kinda double-life au

remus moves into a new apartment already exhausted and quietly seething from unpacking. then the upstairs neighbour cranks the music far past any reasonable hour. annoying, but manageable. he pulls on noise-cancelling headphones and decides to survive the night.

until a moan cuts straight through the silence. loud. filthy. unmistakably erotic. headboard starts slamming the wall. fragments of “yes, yes” and “don’t stop” follow. remus snaps. he grabs the broom left by the previous owner and hammers the ceiling, barely-heard shouting match erupting the second he yells “shut the fuck up.”

it escalates into “fuck off” / “no, you fuck off,” then “god, our neighbour is a prude” versus “i didn’t subscribe to a free pornhub experience when i signed the lease.”

meanwhile, during the day, remus meets a stranger smoking on the building stairs. he bums a cigarette. they talk. remus is startled by those big grey eyes. they smoke in comfortable silence broken by easy, genuine conversation. suddenly remus is living a double life: quiet cigarettes with the pleasant stranger by day, full-scale war with the moaning menace by night.

he starts distinguishing the voices upstairs, one rough and masculine, the other a gentler, sing-song tone that moans like a porn actress. remus refuses to admit how hot that voice is.

the worst moment comes when he’s in the shower and realises his neighbours have chosen the exact same time for shower sex right above him. he shouts, “for fuck’s sake, can a man not even take a piss without hearing you two dafts going at it?” and gets a short, amused “jealous much?” in that sing-song voice. more obscenities fly. the neighbour yells “suck my dick!” remus fires back “go ask your boyfriend to do that!” and instantly regrets it—because the next thing he hears is the low masculine voice moaning about how good the other one is taking him. remus is bright red and, to his own disappointment, rock hard.

somehow it does get worse. another night he tries to kill the mood of the neighbours who fuck like rabbits and receives “you need to get laid, you poor old virgin!” then that sing-song voice drops lower, filthier, deliberately aimed: “stranger from downstairs—” a long, open moan “—please come and fuck me too. please. make my boyfriend watch. want you both—fuck, please—”

remus’s entire body goes rigid. he doesn’t even notice when his own hand traitorously wraps around himself.

and now ladies and gentlemen, news flash: the quiet, pleasant stranger on the stairs and the filthy sing-song voice upstairs are the same person. sirius. remus just doesn’t know it yet.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

[nociceptrix]

finding out you spent most of your life dissociated is a HUGE bummer

[nociceptrix]

i thought shit didnt stick to me cuz i was slick but its cause i wasnt there #LAME

[bayestheoremtm]

drunk marlene going around asking people “if your moms number was money, how much money would you have?”

[only-a-heartbeat-away]

Rules: List five songs you're currently obsessed with.

Thank you for the tag @that-metalhead-ace!

1. Can't Fight The Moonlight - Leann Rimes

2. Young Volcanoes - Fall Out Boy

3. The Twilight Zone - Rush

4. Waiting - Vixen

5. Still Of The Night - Whitesnake

@ride-the-hammett @leviathanlazarus @emometalhead @simpforsimon @idontwannabethat and anyone else who wants to do this!

[moonandstarshangoutinbars]

thank you so much for the tag lovely!! xx @bluecookiesbutterbeer

Let Down- Radiohead

Once More To See You- Mitski

Lover, You Should've Come Over- Jeff Buckley

Francesca- Hozier

Gehra Hua- Arijit Singh

npt: @withdevovotion @hkxox @ravenwordsx @equippedtolove @revevivant @ourstarman @starcroww @ghostlynocturnalspirit @ricochetyears @isalikescherriesandblue + open tags <3