[pseudophan]

[corvidcall]

to anyone in the areas impacted by the wildfire smoke, my #1 biggest piece of advice as someone whos been dealing with wildfire smoke in the NW united states for years, is build yourself a Corsi-Rosenthal Cube

they perform as well as expensive HEPA air cleaners, and are comparatively VERY inexpensive. all you need is a box fan, 4 air filters, a piece of cardboard, and some duct tape!!!!

i think it took us maybe a half hour to put ours together, if that, and we replace the filters every 3 months. it's really made a HUGE difference, both when the air quality is bad, but also with our allergies

[o0fyuu0o]

Saw these easy to read instructions on Twitter. Stay safe 💚

[moonanonymous]

2 vodka crans deep, front row, ready to be hurt again

[moonanonymous]

!!!!

[luminiel]

HAAAAAANK!!!! HANK IT'S NOT A BOOSTER! HANK! THIS YEARS COVID SHOT IS A WHOLE NEW VACCINATION SERIES THAT GIVES YOU RESISTANCE TO STRAINS THAT HAVE EMERGED SINCE 2021 , HANK!!! IT'S AN UPDATE, NOT A BOOSTER!!!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAANK!

[predatory-lesbians]

and only like 15% of the population has the updated vaxx right now. yall are NO LONGER VACCINATED unless u got the shot since late september 2023

[moonanonymous]

yes, I know

Summary: It's October 19th, and Phil is anxiously awaiting a train.

Rating: G

Tags: 2009 era, first meeting, fluff

Author notes: Written for @spnyuri, for the @phandomgiftexchange, happy holidays!! Hope you enjoy some first meeting fluff :)

read on ao3

[discodeerdiary]

Huge red flag when someone's bio doesn't include their street address, work hours, and the location of their spare key

[reading-comp-posting]

Check for understanding:

What does OP mean when they say "huge red flag?"

Do you think OP is genuine in this post? Why or why not?

Discuss with a mutual: why do you think that OP made this post?

[pseudophan]

<3

[susiephone]

A moodboard for the real ones today

[starrynyxa]

[secretlywritingstories]

Welcome home! (never leave that long again) | Phan one shot

Summary: Dan comes home from tour and stumbles right into Phil’s arms. He is more touch starved than he’d realised.

Tags: Established relationship, domestic fluff, reunited post US leg of doomed tour, touch-starvation, hugs, kisses, cuddles

Word count: 4k

No warnings.

Written for the @phandomgiftexchange as a gift for @moonanonymous! I hope you like it, Sophia. It’s very soft and fluffy.

Read on AO3 or below

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[moonanonymous]

crawl home to you

The world has long since ended. In the meantime, Phil goes fishing, and Dan returns from a long absence. 1.6k, rated g.

It’s cold out here. It’s been cold out here for a long while now, and it doesn’t look to be stopping anytime soon. It’s the opposite of what Phil once thought was bound to happen, but the earth stretches and bends in her own ways, and the clouds that puddle in the sky day in and day out are proof of that.

[read on ao3]

Written for @rabbitherder as part of @phandomgiftexchange holiday 2022 exchange. Title inspired by “Work Song” by Hozier.

Hope you enjoy! 

[moonanonymous]

hi! i got you in the phandom holiday gift exchange and i'm excited to make something for you! I got the genres/tropes you selected but i wondered if there was anything else you'd like me to incorporate or take into consideration? 🎄

Hi, thank you! I don't think there's anything super specific I had in mind, I'm not super picky & would love to be surprised by whatever you like to write!

[phiw-deactivated20220225]

dan was so ridiculously sappy and poetic in his bday tweet to phil in 2017 and for WHAT…. it haunts me i really think about this all the time

[moonanonymous]

Straight up I was in the phandom from 2012-2014ish but then lost interest until I saw a screenshot of this tweet and was like ... that’s gotta be fake there’s no way

[sexynugget]

dnp cottagecore witch au

@phandomgiftexchange

merry christmas @moonanonymous !! had a lot of fun drawing this hope you like it!!

[moonanonymous]

(from the wings) i’ll be watching

Rating: G

Word count: 5664

Tags: Non-youtuber AU, ballet au, First dates, first meetings, fluff

Summary: Dan is the nutcracker prince. Phil is the assistant lighting director. It’s going to be a long day.

Written for @cityofphanchester for the @phandomgiftexchange Holiday exchange 2021! I hope you enjoy :)

[read on ao3]

[indistinct-echo]

LessAmazingPhil Videos (as of 9/15/21)

1. Old Photo 2. space maze 3. Moved home! 4. Lick my soap 5. Underwater Lion Roar 6. Viewer Mail! 7. Crash Bandicoot 8. HELL DEMON 9. Amailing Phil 10. Nyan bear! - Phil Mail 3 11. PHIL MAIL 4 12. Kracie - Popin’ Cookin’ Mystery Flavor DIY Sushi 13. Justin Bieber 2012 Calendar! (Phil Mail 5) 14. TOTORO HAT! (Phil mail 6) 15. Mystery Caller!? 16. Terrifying baby woman! 17. SPACE FOOD! (Final Mail!) 18. THE ABDUCTION 19. Z - DAY! 20. Dan tries caviar! 21. SHOCKING AmazingPhil footage! 22. CAT CAF!! 23. How To Make Dan Cringe 24. Crazy static electricity beam (daytime!) 25. Night Of The Drill Goat 26. 1000 YEN ($10) LUCKY DIP VENDING MACHINE! 1000?!? 27. KINETIC SAND 28. PHIL LESTER VS. PRAYING MANTIS 29. The A-Z of Phil (Behind the scenes of the TABINOF Audiobook!) 30. GIANT YouTube GIFT UNBOXING?!! (LIVE) 31. Hatching a MYSTERY EGG! (LIVE) 32. TRYING GUMMY CANDY SUSHI! (LIVE) 33. INAPPROPRIATE BIRTHDAY GIFT (LIVE) 34. WHAT DOES HAPPINESS SMELL LIKE? (LIVE) 35. Wholesome Howell Says Hi 36. My Ideal Present.. 37. HOW TO GET AN INSTANT SIX PACK with Phil 38. Light-hearted Lester Says Hi 39. PRANKING DAN WITH CHILLI GUMMY BEARS 40. SO MANY BOXES!! 41. JETLAG 42. PHIL’S BEAUTY TIPS 43. GIANT CENTIPEDE ATTACK 44. I have a problem 45. NOT ANOTHER BUZZFEED QUIZ! 46. I LOST MY VOICE 47. I HAD MY PUPILS DILATED 48. MORNING JUMPSCARE! 49. PRANKING DAN WITH PLANT SPRAY! 50. GOODBYE SUMMER 51. KILLER CLOWN FEAR 52. What Happened In Spain 53. Do I suit this beanie? 54. NEW MANDELA EFFECT? 55. NEVER HAVING A BATH AGAIN! 56. Linguistics with Lester! 57. I BIT OFF MY DENTISTS FINGERS 58. FESTIVE LESTER 59. The New Phil Live Show Episode 1! (I shouldn’t be allowed a green screen) 60. Live Show #2 - Reading your embarrassing parent stories 61. Autumn Candle Haul! (Live Show #3) 62. Playing the Untitled Goose Game! [Live show #4] 63. Mildly spooky live stream 64. Mildly spooky live stream 65. Phil vs. a giant spider - Playing Limbo! *LIVE* 66. Why did nobody tell me that parrots can live to be 70 YEARS OLD? 67. This dog has a tail on its face. 68. Rabbit or unicorn? Scientists can’t tell. 69. Last live show of the DECADE! 70. `What I got for xmas! | Live Show 71. What I got for my birthday! | Live Show 72. I am losing my voice | Live Show 73. Can you rumble your ears? | Live Show