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@moonlightemperor
[I’M NOT DEAD.
REJOICE]
My muse just did something stupid that almost got them killed. Yell at them.
Or, inversely, send me a & and my muse will react to yours doing something stupid that almost got them killed.
((I JUST SCARED MYSELF WITH MY OWN JOKE PICTURE OF JACK FROST:
))
[I decided to make a follow up with...something
You're welcome.]
[-breathes- goodness it's been forever, but if you new kids do starts, feel free to hit me up with one. c: ]
[Do…Do I want to know why there’s pink sheep on my dash?
I log in here and SUDDENLY SHEEP]
THE SHEEP HAVE RISEN
AND THERE IS NO ESCAPE
[R̘̺Į͓͍Ṣ̠̤̥̳̫͝E ̷͙̲̘̰ͅM҉̤͉̝̟ͅY H̜̩͕O̴O͔͚̰̰̲͙F͕̘̭̲ͅE̡̙̪D ҉̻̦B͈͍̬̝̦͓̻͡R͍̥̲͠E͕̞͓̫̟̳T҉̯͙̟H̝̥E̜R̤̥̬͙̱͍ͅE̙̫̬͈͇͎͜N̢̩]
[Do...Do I want to know why there's pink sheep on my dash?
I log in here and SUDDENLY SHEEP]
It's been far too long since my character last went to sleep. How do you try to get them to?
moonlightemperor started following you
"Whoa WHOA. Those wings, man. You gotta tell me where you got those!" Not questioning at all why there’s a fairy floating in front of him nope.
"Where I got my wings? I am not too terribly sure what humans tend to write down in this current era, but I hath always had them as long as I could recall." This child must have ran across fairies or unnatural things on a daily basis. He didn't flinch at his very presence.
[Speaking of which, Oberon headcanon dump under the cut]
As stated earlier, fairy blood tastes like Liquid Tropic Pink Popsicles and Regret. Fairies that are born into royalty especially carry this flavor of Pink Liquid Regret.
Oberon is actually only about 5'1" and at birth he was born much smaller than the average for his kind.
He met Titania when he was about three years old.
He was much, much more shy and reserved when he was younger and easily got embarrassed and blushed pretty easily. As he got older, he became more flirtatious.
Oberon was dotted and was basically raised by several female fairies when he was younger.
He knows flower language and uses it every now and again
He doesn't enjoy the winter/cold/snow. At all.
dia-airgid replied to your post “[Headcanon: Fairy blood doesn’t taste metallic due to generally...”
o3o/ wants a taste
[Well I actually did swig some liquid tropic pink popsicles.
It tastes like regret -10/10. Don't be a vampire who attacks fairies.]
[Headcanon: Fairy blood doesn't taste metallic due to generally fairies weaknesses being to cold iron. It instead tastes more like after swigging a 12 oz glass of unfrozen Tropical Punch Pink Jumbo Freezie/Otter Pops/Fla-Vor-Ice pops.
Or for a better example: extremely sweet. Like super sweet to where it's just as bitter.]
♀
♀ for a mother headcanon
[Basically his mama would have been something like this if I where guessing
]
Relationship Headcanons
Send my muse one (or more) of the following symbols for a headcanon about their relationship with that person
♀ for a mother headcanon
♂ for a father headcanon
♖ for a sister headcanon
ψ for a brother headcanon
↹ for a best friend headcanon
▲ for an enemy headcanon
✻ for an old best friend headcanon
✤ for a grandparents headcanon
♘ for a favorite teacher headcanon
❀ for a boy/girlfriend headcanon
☮ for a self headcanon
✆ for an ex headcanon
hey lil mama lemme whisper in ya ear
Send one of these to my muse and they'll react to having it whispered in their ear. It's a mix of fluff, angst, and nsfw.
"I'm going to kill you."
"You're mine, and mine alone."
"No one's gonna harm you."
"Stay away from me."
"Watch your back."
"Kiss me or kill me, the choice is yours."
"I'm going to make you tremble."
"I love you."
"I hate you."
"By the time I'm done with you the whole block is going to know my name."
"What's that? Cat got your tongue?"
"If you don't leave right now I'm going to kick your ass."
"I want you, now."
"I need you."
"You can't touch me."
"Promise me you'll be gentle."
"You don't make the demands here."
"Stop me if you hate me so much."
"I'm going to tear you inside out."
"Say my name."
"Stay with me, please."
"Don't leave."
"You're the best thing I have."
"Please don't hate me."
"You're all I have left."
"Say that you love me, please I need to hear it."
"Just leave I don't need you."
"Hope is a lie."
"I want to have your babies."
"I want you to have my babies."
Send me anons as my kid.
BONUS POINTS IF YOU NAME THE OTHER PARENT.
More of theseee and hint towards the mother/father, because these are super fun!
"What's this?"
15. Handcuffs
"A-Are these y-yours? T-They f-fell out of y-your poofy pants." Momo holds up the pair of handcuffs to the Fairy King.
Instantly he retaliates, fluttering back slightly and wings moving in a sense of startle or aggression.
"T-Those...THINGS!? Dear holy gods no. Those things are smelted from cold iron! That would basically be like carrying death around, and I certainly do not want death within range of myself! What would my court think if I where to suddenly fall to death!?"
"W-Whats this, Mister?"
--6. My muses’ old family portrait.Someone was bound to find a 16 x 20 painting in his possession at some point."That would be a painting of the King and Queen who proceeded me, along with myself, albeit safely within my mother's arms. Then again, I was only a mere three days old when this was made if from what I was told served right.""My I hath been going on? Forgive me, Lepus hooded one."