BoB's Moon News Station

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New recruit "Gretchen the Seeker" beat Magnus at his own game by replying to him, "I don't think I've heard of updog. Tell me what it is?"

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Poison is a magical transmutation potion that transforms people into corpses.

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This knife is actually a magic wand

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Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel.

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*cocks gun* magic missile

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*drives into the parking lot in the dead of night. cocks my own gun*

Roll for initiative, motherfucker.

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I forgot we had this -Dhukrir from seeking

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everyones trying to date kravs mom

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We're robbing Fantasy IKEA for a sunken couch, that we have all dubbed the Sofa Pit

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We all got drunk again and Zone of Truth revealed all our gay crushes. There was slowdancing. 

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We rolled a nat 20 on this chat's bank robbery fetish

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Several of us tried to rob a bank and failed. At least we got plants from the greenhouse nearby.

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Kravitz rolled a nat 20, on a “are you into vore” roll.

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So did Keiira. They’re vore buddies.

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Keiira… gross

-Dhuk’rir from seekering

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i rolled a nat 20 to vore kravitz to vore myself back to life and to start a vore rebellion

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Kravitz rolled a nat 20, on a “are you into vore” roll.

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So did Keiira. They’re vore buddies.

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Keiira... gross

-Dhuk’rir from seekering

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Kravitz rolled a nat 20, on a “are you into vore” roll.

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So did Keiira. They’re vore buddies.

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Kravitz rolled a nat 20, on a “are you into vore” roll.

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Madam director destroyed kravitz with emo.

-jam from moon mcdonalds