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My sister is going through the NJPW mobile diaries and one of my favorite things about Naito's blog (other than him falling asleep for 6-8 hours in random places) is how he keeps calling the tanning bed in the dojo the "sunburn machine."

#naito is a relatrable bitch lemme tell you #there was one entry where he was on about how he'd rather throw his desk away than organize it #'junior high photos?? trash. old wrestling magazines?? keep.'#and then there's his undying hate for the heat lmao #like he explains/complains about mundane shit in the funniest way #i love my tranquilo shithead shuyaku

mood, now and forever: naito stepping on suzuki, actual shitlord smile, “tranquilo,” roll out.

#most relateable thing I've ever seen in my whole entire life #I love my tranquilo shithead shuyaku

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#some ingobernable bois #El Ingobernable ☆ SHUYAKU #Ticking Time Bomb ! ( good boy )#OHMYGOSH ! ( B U S H I )

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#some bullet club bois #ME

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[harsh noise warning] ok so i figured out how to autotune and like any good internet denizen i decided to put together the two meme anthems

got the tempos together got the midi just right it’s all looking good so i let her rip!

nothing

could have possibly prepared me

for the auditory portrait of hell that I had created

listening to it brought me to tears of pain, rage and visceral fear so naturally i thought I had to share.

(I didn’t edit any of the parts of the song together properly because my soul couldn’t possibly bear having to listen to it ever again. But I think it stands alone just how it is)

#what the fuck #a 240p meme if I ever heard one

I only wrote this down to make you press rewind and send a mesSAGE

I WAS YOUNG

AND A

LETTUCE

#shitposting in 1080p #911 WHAT AM I DOING

idk how people can be vulnerable in the presence of another living organism like it’s the grossest thing I’ve ever tried to do, I can’t even stand the house plants knowing, honestly what the fuck

#I'm a sad bitch but the microbes don't need to know that #MY STUFFED ANIMALS DON'T NEED TO KNOW THAT #idk why I am This Way(TM) but lordy lord