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To the bold ff.net user in 2013 who tried to write Moby-Dick from the whale’s perspective, please get back here you were cooking

miliabyntite

gay-mormon-wizard

today I used the phrase "breasting boobily" in casual real life conversation and everyone was shocked asking how I came up with that and I had to explain it. ive been at the devil's sacrament so long that I forgot he wasn't god

lets-burn-down-the-post-office

“I’ve been at the devil’s sacrament so long I forgot he wasn’t god” is getting added to the tumblr line book

clonerightsagenda

Usually when the electrician goes 'hey.... there's something you should see' it's because someone set up shoddy wiring. This time it was because he pulled two snakes out of my wall

paramoregf

did u guys hear abt that intern fired from that law firm bc she bit like 10 people. im kinda obsessed with her god i wish there was footage

paramoregf

need her url

foggyeyes

I object to the qualifier "faux-quirky." I think if she's biting people in the office, some authentic quirkiness has been earned.

derinthescarletpescatarian

I've been getting better at cooking and now all the convenience meals that used to be tasty little treats taste like shit by comparison. Now if I want tasty food I have to cook it. I played myself.

loveridden1999

to the young who want to die by gwendolyn brooks

traumatizedbyeggsandwich

Every photo of Johnny Cash and Bob Dylan together looks like a a respectable mafia boss father named Giovanni and his weird son who bites sometimes

overateddumbass

Yeahhhh, you're right

peoplegettingkindamadatfood

aromanticduck

I find it kind of stupid how 'half full' vs 'half empty' is framed as an optimist/pessimist thing. If it starts full and gets halfway drained, it's half empty. If it starts empty and gets halfway filled, it's half full. If you don't know the starting state it's both simultaneously.