kamala ⚡

[jackalopefreckles]

Cliff eats onions like apples

[badjokesbyjeff]

I told my wife, “My favourite condiment has to be Worcestershire sauce.” 

Her: Why?

Me: Well, it’s….hard to say.

[i-am-a-fish]

Estradiol,

Testosterone,

HRT?

You want it? It's yours my friend

for free.

[i-am-a-fish]

[thestuffedalligator]

Cooking horror game where you play as a cook working in the galley of a ship in the 1800s. There’s some kind of supernatural nautical horror story going on in the background but you barely notice this because you spend all day cooking in the galley.

[muffinlance]

As the game goes on you have to cook for fewer and fewer people but their orders--and the ingredients they bring you--become increasingly unhinged

[badjokesbyjeff]

Did you know you should never brush your teeth with your left hand? 

It’s true, a toothbrush is much more effective

[i-am-a-fish]

Visit Original Link

[gaymitchmueller]

Jonas:

Us: 

[moonstoneowner]

and mitch too, obviously

[pukicho]

Pikachu is overrated

Is that supposed to make me angry or something? I fucking hate pokemon

[pukicho]

You never fail to make my day

Autobiographies are so fucking selfish. Me me me. how about you grow the heck up and write about dragons.

[pukicho]

Okay bro to be honest, I forgot your ask was up there.

[pukicho]

Why are you the way that you are?

Experiences

[pukicho]

Imagine if Radiation man saved the day and u go up to thank him and then you die due to radiation poisoning because he’s Radiation man

[pukicho]

You fucking idiot

[pukicho]

Just found an earlier draft of this post.

[pukicho]

I’m pissing???

[pukicho]

so youre the tumblr guy right

me: 'insane clown *posse*...?' oh, okay...

shaggy 2 dope: you seen disappointed-

me *snuffing out the romantic candles*: nono, its okay i just- i just misheard- its okay it doesnt matter...

is that anything? would tumblr like this?

No offense, but what the fuck are you trying to say to me right now.

[pukicho]

saw a owl today!!

[chasing-caws]

An*

[pukicho]

You cannot control me.

[pukicho]

Summer has really been taking a toll on me, can you spare some encouragement? It's fine if you can’t

No words, but check out this badass ask that was above yours

[pukicho]

you are hungry in the woods. are you eating moss or bug first

I am eating the big delectable USDA beef hamburger I brought with me

[nahoeaunty]

Ok but what about after that?

[pukicho]

I am driving home because I own a car

[pukicho]

Puki you said you have a camera, care to share photos?

hmm,.,,, just some maybe

[pukicho]

My talents are too much for many

[straycatkaleo]

[pukicho]

Okay but just a few