taylor price
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
PR's Tumblrdome
Xuebing Du
NASA
roma★
oozey mess
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Discoholic 🪩
Keni
if i look back, i am lost
Love Begins
Show & Tell
wallacepolsom
todays bird
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
@theartofmadeline
art blog(derogatory)
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Misplaced Lens Cap
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from Germany
seen from United States
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Australia
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Pakistan
seen from France
seen from United States
seen from South Korea
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from France
seen from United States
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seen from Austria
seen from China
@moonversed-moved
This image was taken on the third floor of an abandoned hospital. The figure is supposedly a ghost in a straight jacket, and the floor was where the psychiatric ward of the hospital was.
You know he had to do it to em
What????
f UCK
👀
I was working upstairs when I hear one of our baby leopard geckos start screaming. Normally they only scream when threatened, but this particular guy screams at almost everything. Turns out there was a small fly in his cage that was bothering him.
Yes the fly was removed afterwards.
me: i'm gonna go all out on the next full moon
(next full moon rolls around):
me:
me: i'm gonna go all out on the next full moon
“Welcome to witchcraft class let’s talk about curses.”
“Hello students today I’m going to teach you about a bunch of very creepy stuff that I may or may not have done let’s just not think about it too hard okay?”
“That bad dream you had was definitely a curse. Every bad dream you’ve ever had was probably a curse.”
“To break a curse walk backwards through your kitchen to the fridge, pull out a milk jug filled with holy water, and chug it while standing there with the door open.”
“There are fifty thousand types of witchcraft you can do with a rusty nail so I hope we’ve all had our tetanus shots!”
“You definitely don’t need dirt or hair or whatever creepy stalker mementos from your target to be able curse them. Honey, this is the age of Instagram. It’s time to curse your enemy’s Cheerios.”
“You’ll have to memorize these next ten steps. You can’t write them down because you don’t want to have any evidence in your house that you’ve ever even thought about doing any of this.”
“Don’t huff grave dust. You don’t get any cool visions from it. Trust me, I know.”
“Now, remember: I’ve only told you 1/100th of the things I know how to do today, so don’t try any of this stuff on me because then you’ll learn the rest of what I know from what you’ll probably consider the wrong point of view.”
me: *lays out my crystals to charge in the moonlight* *lays down beside them* self care
What the signs are excited for
Aries: halloween
Taurus: halloween
Gemini: halloween
Cancer: halloween
Leo: halloween
Virgo: halloween
Libra: halloween
Scorpio: halloween
Sagittarius: halloween
Capricorn: halloween
Aquarius: halloween
Pisces: halloween
Three things to remember right now: You are smart You are loved You are spooky
Want to know which Waffle House location has the best views of the eclipse?
if you do this you will straight up be permanently warped into another dimension
The Furbinomicon
At some point I was working on making an authentic looking old school lisa frank baphomet.
And…….. Why did you stop?!
How many notes will convince you to finish?
@honeyed ummmmmmmm is 5k enough?
HOLY SHIT WHAT HAPPENED? I LITERALLY THOUGHT LIKE 5 PEOPLE WHO FOLLOW ME WOULD CARE. Yes, I’m finishing it now.
Reblogging with the finished piece. https://www.redbubble.com/people/creepygirlclub/shop?asc=u It’s on redbubble if you REALLY WANT stuff with this horrible unicorn baphomet on it. I did a version with nipples too but I haven’t put those on redbubble yet because IDK how I feel about unicorn nipples.
Gotta love yourself
don’t eat any food given to you by extroverts or while visiting the homes of extroverts
do not tell extroverts your real name
if you are able to see and recognize extroverts, do not acknowledge them and pretend they are invisible to you
when trapped by extroverts, turn your sweater backwards
if you are tired of extroverts coming into your home and disrupting your peace and quiet, an iron horseshoe above your door will usually deter them
If you are traveling by moonlight, do not step within a ring of mushrooms, for the extroverts will come and take you away to their land
when speaking of extroverts, refer to them using polite euphemisms, like “The Socially Inclined” or “The Good People of the Parties” unless you want to attract their attention and/or wrath
Witch tip
Eat a tarot card to gain it’s powers
post: LISTEN UP EDDSWORLD FANDOM-
me:
He’s flatlining, doctor uwu
*sees light at the end of the tunnel* what’s this? OwO
@lyesander
@ all these fires: stop
