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Stop talking to people who don't deserve you

“Oh… Meaning?” He cocked a curious brow.

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mun.

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”No, you’re just a naturally cute person.” Reaching up, Jitae uncovered Kyungsoo’s cheeks, his smile broadening without even trying when he saw the light blush. Freezing, his eyes glued on the other’s cute gesture. “Fucking hell... You’re — not fair.” He swallowed hard and let the other’s arms go before ruffling the shorter one’s hair gently. “You must use that cute shit to get your way, huh? That’s really not fair to others. You’re too adorable for that, okay?”

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『 @yourchenai replied to this  』  

“Well, Jitae, Chen is my stage name. The company wanted me to sound more - Chinese. Mostly because i was in a Chinese subdivision of a group- even though I’m Korean. So now I’m Exo’s lighting fast troll Chen.” His lips curl up into a soft smile. “I really don’t mind you asking. But now I think you want to know the story of why I’m lighting fast and a troll, right?”

”You already know me so well,” Jitae spoke quietly as he leaned back against the wall behind him, gentle grin settling on his lips as he listened to the other speak to him. “EXO. Oh, you’re a member of EXO. I covered a couple of your songs on youtube and my website, actually. I just don’t know the members well. Well, now I can tell my viewers that I’ve met you. They’ll be thrilled.” An airy chuckle fell from his lips before nodding his head. “Now, tell me. Why are you a lighting fast troll?”

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“Have you covered my group ? I should go watch that….. But anyway- you now know one of the members! And I’m sure your fans will be thrilled as well.” A proud smile found its way onto his face. “I’m the lightning because of the concept the group had when we first debuted. We all came from Exo planet and we each had powers. So then I’m a troll because I love to mess around with the members and pull sort of pranks on them. I come up with all of my schemes pretty fast- so that’s why I’m Lighting fast troll.”

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Chen’s bright smile brought a gentle smile onto his own lips, somewhat amuse and more admiring of the young man’s confidence. He cocked a brow at the power remark. “Were you able to pick your own power, or were they based off of your personality or something? Or was it just random?” He asked curiously, tilting his head in the slightest. “Well, I’ll make sure to call for the Lighting Fast Troll when I need you!”

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♡

send me a “♡” and i’m yours for a week

“Looks like I’m all yours for a week. Take advantage of it, babe.”

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Chloe’s eyes widened and her head whipped around to see just who the fuck he was talking to. “You must have lost your fucking mind talking to me like that.” She growls, pointing a finger at him and stepping closer to him with every words she spoke, poking at his chest when she’s in front of him. “I will end your fucking life you sack of shit.”

If Jitae was scared, he didn’t show it, eyes hard as he glared back at the woman, pushing her hand away from his chest. “Don’t fucking touch me,” he snarled back, brows knitting together and hands balling into fists. Everything his psychiatrist told him about keeping calm had been thrown out of the window, and all he wanted to do was drive a blade down into this woman’s core. Whether it was momentary or long-term hatred, he didn’t know yet. But he’d have to try to calm down before he acted rashly.

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Texts from Last Night inspired text starters [nsfw and sfw]

[text]: I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.

[text]: I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS

[text]: We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out

[text]: I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.

[text]: two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.

[text]: I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass

[text]: Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.

[text]: According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.

[text]: You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party

[text]: I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.

[text]: What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"

[text]: Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.

[text]: YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.

[text]: Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.

[text]: I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.

[text]: I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...

[text]: You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it

[text]: I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool

[text]: I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.

[text]: Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.

[text]: A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.

[text]: OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE

[text]: Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.

[text]: Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him

[text]: I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.

[text]: I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"

[text]: Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.

[text]: I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.

[text]: Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.

[text]: I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.

[text]: When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.

[text]: Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.

[text]: i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?

[text]: That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.

[text]: I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock

[text]: I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night

[text]: Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car

[text]: I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress

[text]: Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?

[text]: Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.

[text]: I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there

[text]: She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?

[text]: We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.

[text]: So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together

[text]: That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.

[text]: I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that

[text]: Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant

[text]: Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night

[text]: I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.

[text]: Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.

[text]: I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.

[text]: How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..

[text]: Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you

[text]: I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family

[text]: You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.

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send me a “♡” and i’m yours for a week.

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“Food? Well lets see. As a uni student I had a healthy diet of ramen, ramen and ramen. It was truly divine,” he assured with a light chuckle. “So yeah no, unless you’d like instant ramen or burnt wannabe home cooked meals I suggest take-out.” 

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A brow cocked curiously, and he ended up laughing quietly. “Instant ramen or burnt wannabe home cooked meals, huh?” Jitae knew Jinho for mere days, but the other still interested him. “I guess we’re ordering pizza then,” he suggested, picking up his phone to dial the takeout number he had saved in his phone. It wasn’t often he ordered takeout, but it was always pizza whenn he did. “What did you go to university for?”

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“I can’t control what other people do, oppa. Besides, nothing happened I’ll always be with you.”

With a wave of his hand and a few breaths, he allowed himself to calm down before he did anything stupid. “We’re not even together. That’s not the problem, Moona. I just... I don’t like him, okay? You were my date tonight, right?” A light huff left his lips, and he shook his head. “Let’s just go somewhere else tonight.”

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Kim Jinho. University Graduate. Photography Major. 

“Let me show you how beautiful you really are.”  

| 18+ | OC | FC: Kim Jonghyun | Mirrored Lit 

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『 @yourchenai replied to this  』  

“Well, Jitae, Chen is my stage name. The company wanted me to sound more - Chinese. Mostly because i was in a Chinese subdivision of a group- even though I’m Korean. So now I’m Exo’s lighting fast troll Chen.” His lips curl up into a soft smile. “I really don’t mind you asking. But now I think you want to know the story of why I’m lighting fast and a troll, right?”

”You already know me so well,” Jitae spoke quietly as he leaned back against the wall behind him, gentle grin settling on his lips as he listened to the other speak to him. “EXO. Oh, you’re a member of EXO. I covered a couple of your songs on youtube and my website, actually. I just don’t know the members well. Well, now I can tell my viewers that I’ve met you. They’ll be thrilled.” An airy chuckle fell from his lips before nodding his head. “Now, tell me. Why are you a lighting fast troll?”

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This kid was killing Jitae, not literally of course, and he pondered how Kyungsoo managed to keep men and women both from touching him constantly. Jitae wanted to touch him right now. Fucking hell — blushing?! Clearing his throat, the man had to look away for a moment before he did something Kyungsoo would have disapproved of. So instead, he mumbled out a, “You’re cute.”

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『  @kkyungai​ replied to this  』

“Smaller one?” Kyungsoo gave him a slight push. “Ay, some people can’t control how much they grow. Blame genetics.” He huffed and crossed his arms. “You’re not so tall either!”

It amused him more than anything else when the smaller male gave him a push, wondering if there was an aggressive side to this cute male in front of him. “I know that! That’s why I said smaller instead of small. So feisty. I like it.” His grin stayed on his lips.

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[Text: Jitae] I've got your lips on my mind... would you be looking to come over sometime soon?

〖 sms : fuck buddy 〗oh, really? 〖 sms : fuck buddy 〗well, now that I know that. I’m coming over right now. 〖 sms : fuck buddy 〗are your clothes already gonna be off?