Marlene

She/her|| marauders era || Harry Potter|| Wolfstar|| Jily|| Blackinnon is love tho

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Sirius: why are you so mean to James?

Regulus: I'm playing hard to get

Sirius: why would you do that? You're already hard to want

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Regulus: is mad at James and is cursing him in french

James, not understanding a word of it: stop being so mean to me or I swear I'm gonna fall in love with you

Sirius: OH MY GOD

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Sirius: Moony, you do know that this is your fifth glass of whiskey right?

Remus: and dealing with you everyday isn't helping *throws glass away and chugs a whole bottle of Firewhiskey*

Sirius:....

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Jily,if they had lived longer:)

Little Harry: can I sleep with you two tonight? I think there's a monster under my bed

James, being James: Harry, the monsters aren't under our bed but within us—

Harry: close to tears

Lily: I'm divorcing you

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James: I truly believe water can solve all yours problems

Sirius: clear skin? Drink water

Peter: weight loss? Drink water

Regulus: wanna die? Drown yourself

James: Regulus,NO—

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Regulus: whenever I do something I ask myself whether Sirius would do that or not

Regulus: and if the answer is yes, then I don't do it

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Regulus: I think my taste in people is better than yours

James, offended: why?

Regulus: well, I picked you

Regulus: you, on the other hand, picked me

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Snape, smugly: so Potter, how stupid must you be for failing your Potions test. Got anything to say for yourself?

Harry: well, not much, it's just that you are the one who taught us

Snape:...

James in the afterlife: THATS MY BOY!!

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Modern marauders

Marlene: why can't trees give off something useful as wifi?

Lily: so fuck oxygen I guess?

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Regulus: I've sent some good vibes your way and...they're coming. There's nothing you can do to stop them

Sirius: this is the most threatening way that I have ever been cheered up

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Sirius: I'm the older brother, you've got to obey me

Regulus: oh yeah? Then I'm going to be calling you pancake from now onwards

Sirius: why?

Regulus: cuz the first one's always a mistake

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James: let's get this staring, are you mad at me?

Lily: why should I be?

James: no, it's just that you just pushed me down the stairs

Lily, twirling her hair: well, I did that out of love

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Remus: I'd like to have a chocolate

Waiter: we don't have any chocolate

Waiter: sir, please that knife down

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Regulus: I'm a very matured person, I apologise whenever I'm wrong

Sirius: I've never heard you apologise?

Regulus: that's because I'm never wrong

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Sirius: mint is just cold spicy

Remus: wtf is wrong with you?

James: no wait, he actually has a point

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Remus:casually taking one step at a time

Sirius, taking two at a time and still falling behind: God has abandoned me, I'm all on my own with my tiny feet

Remus: so you know they're tiny

Sirius: fuck you

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Lily: I'm in a bad mood, no one talk to me

Remus: even me?

Lily: no, ofc not, you're my best mate and I'm so glad that you're here

James: even me?

Lily: especially you