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[moorehq]

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[christophersonhq]

kc: what fits in my pants 😏 guess i know what i'm stealing. kc: i fucking hate rich kids dude. kc: that's awesome man. i knew she'd be into romantic shit like that. i shed a tiny tear (allergies) when you sent the song to us. im no bitch or whatever.

[npuckhq]

puck: max's already yours you can't steal him puck: at least they paid really fucking well when i was working for them puck: something something i don't kiss and tell or whatever they say puck: allergies is what we're calling it now lmao you cried real tears my man i know it

[moorehq]

max: babe, i don't fit in your pants. in you, maybe. but your pants? tight fit with us both max: sebastian's not so awful. i mean, he's a bit tightly would be cool? max: oh you don't huh? so there was kissing. nice. max: lots of allergies for my poor baby

[christophersonhq]

kc: im totally stealing shit. kc: and booze. anything for my mans. kc: how'd the simpfest go?

[npuckhq]

puck: not like they'd miss it anyway. you ever been there? 'cause holy shit they got everything puck: bro the simpfest lmao puck: was good she really liked the song

[moorehq]

max: don't steal anything too big, okay? just what fits in your pants. i mean it. max: oh yeah, how'd it go?! max: that's great, puck! max: you get some? 😏

[christophersonhq]

📲 my longest yaaaaaaaaaa boy.

kc: lets hit up the rich kid's party? @moorehq ; @npuckhq

[npuckhq]

puck: ofc puck: hot tub & pool & free food? c'mon we can't miss that

[moorehq]

max: bet they got great booze too, i want to try that top shelf stuff

[gldnrosefm]

madison: mr moore. how the hell are ya? madison: besides the twin being mad at me? im pretty good. madison: it has been forever and dare i say that i miss you?madison: how are things with you? how’s the boyfriend?

[moorehq]

max: i'm pretty damn good, mads! max: oh boy, is it about that instagram post? 😬 i saw both, it was... definitely something max: didn't know you were friends with karofsky? max: aww, i miss you too. we need to get together for coffee or something. not just when we're all out of breath and sweaty at the gym max: they're good. they're... really good, honestly. better than good.

[moorehq]

📲 max & ty

max: testing, testing... can he still access his phone? max: so, my brothers got a gig this week, you wanna come check it out? they'll be getting free drinks and apps, which means, we'll be getting free drinks and apps @tyhq

[moorehq]

📲 madison & max

max: hello, miss mccarthy max: how're you doing this fine evening? max: seriously, how's it going? it's been a hot minute. @madsmhq

[moorehq]

📲 blaine & max

max: hey man, haven't seen you at the gym in a while max: not thinking about quitting on me now, are ya? max: because even then you'd have to come in to cancel your subscription and if you do that, you might as well come in and get a couple sets in... 👀 @blaineshq

[taylincolnhq]

... you got me there because it does look like i said that. nah you know i love that kid. jeez what are the perks of being the eldest? other than constant heart attacks over what the baby is up to. trust me, it was a very happy birthday. dude, yes! halloween movie marathon, it is time!

[moorehq]

gotta watch what you say, taylor! rocks have feelings too. i know, i know. i'm just playing. hmm, i don't know. i'd have to ask ollie. but i think that's about it, the premature heart condition and gray hair, probably. pretty sure i see oliver getting a couple, but i haven't had the heart to point it out to him yet. you're safe from the grays for now, though. i'm glad, you deserved it, tays. fuck yeah, it's absolutely time. it's been time, and we haven't had one in forever.

[tyhq]

not gonna lie, chances are i'll forget it too. i'm not worried about it though. not kc, right? i always miss everything, lol. guess that's a good thing though. yeah man, lets hang soon.

[moorehq]

yeah, i figured. dude, you might as well get it like... tattooed on you somewhere, that could help right? nah, not kc. man, i wouldn't have let that shit start let alone fly at all if it had been about kc. honestly, probably yeah. s'why i try to stay out of it myself. hell yeah, man. let me know. anyways, what i miss with you, dude?

[tyhq]

yeah i forget stuff. turns out it was 1234 - changed it now though, i got my shit together. whoa, slutshaming and betrayal? sounds wild. kinda glad i missed all that, it would have stressed me out. i think this is one of those, i'd tell you but i'd have to kill you situations, lol. jk i get loads of free 'za. perk of the job.

[moorehq]

dude, how are ya gonna remember the new one? i believe in you, though. hoping you got it this time. yeah, dude, both. it's wild out here these days. yeah, i wish i had too but a friend of mine got the brunt of it. was not fun. damn, and here i thought we were friends, ty :/ hey, next time you got some 'za, i'll grab the booze and we can chill?

[tyhq]

yeah, so i disappeared for like five weeks - virtually speaking - because i forgot my phone password? lol anyway, what's popping with you guys lately? i know i see y'all every day but no one ever tells me anything. if you wanna know what's new with me, i started delivering pizzas which is a pretty sweet gig.

[moorehq]

dude, how do you forget your phone passcode? make it your childhood phone number or address like the rest of us! oh you know, same old. people fighting, someone's slutshaming someone, someone's accusing someone of the ultimate betrayal. a regular couple weeks at mckinley high. dude, what? that's fucking sick, man. do you actually get to keep the pizzas that don't get delivered because of errors? or is that just a rumor

[christophersonhq]

oh my soul belongs to you does it? so generous, thank you for letting me borrow it for the occasion, maxie. oh yeah? nice.

[moorehq]

it does. it's mine. and mine belongs to you. do you disagree with that sentiment, kc? you're so welcome, pretty boy. yeah, i've got plans for you.

[christophersonhq]

well folks, as of tomorrow i will no longer be a ward of the state of ohio and officially be recognized as a person. i'll take congratulations in the form of cash, or compliments, which ever currency works best for you. how does it feel? being a grown up? it feels like shit, but at least now i can pursue my dreams of selling my soul to the devil in exchange for a less than livable wage.

[moorehq]

hey, you can't sell your soul. that belongs to me, thank you very much! i'll allow you to rent it out at maximum. i think that's pretty generous, don't you agree? i'll also be congratulating you a lot. just you wait and see, pretty boy.

[moorehq]

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[taylincolnhq]

when you've been stuck with this rock for the past six years, you'll hear it talking too. busy this weekend? got hot plans with marley saturday night, and i'm doing something with sam but i don't know when, but i'm free for the rest of it. what do you wanna do? bring the gang, including kc

[moorehq]

damn, now you're calling lil a rock? that's cold, tay. she's real, she's got feelings! kidding. but i get it, i probably did similar shit to ollie and em when i was a kid. perks of being the baby, you get to grow up and grow out of it then forget all about it. oh sounds like a very happy birthday, then! i'm glad, taylor. yeah, definitely! we could have a movie marathon night or something, could be fun, yeah?

[christophersonhq]

kc: and yet, my proof is indisbutable. kc: i simply can't let go of past transgressions. kc: you know i want food. kc: you might have to buy tho. low on funds rn

[moorehq]

max: oh yeah? where's the proof, baby? i don't see it. max: i know, it's part of what i love about you max: babe, i got it. no worries. i want to take you out