all life wizards smoke weed

elliot ☼ he/him ☼ 25y/o

[moosedog420]

tumblr wiz fandom is cracking me up rn cus Rich Guy No One Likes said "hey I played this game once, it was cool" and then the devs were like "thanks, rich guy!" and now the spiral is unraveling

[egberts]

i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should

[beholdingslut]

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[bigfoots-biggest-fan]

HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY

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Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...

Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).

[punkrorschach]

happy first day of pride everyone

[artbyserein]

someone posted a coolkad emote made by chatGPT in neocord, so i remade it by hand. it took several hours because i am rusty with the pen tool but is worth it to have a non-AI version in existence.

[that-wizard-oki]

He may have caused them both an irreversible amount of trauma but at least he supports them where it matters

[neobastard]

happy first day of pride, here's some pride flags color picked from neopets!

gilbert baker: rainbow chomby

lesbian: candy scorchio

gay: faerie jetsam

bisexual: royal girl gelert

trans: baby acara

nonbinary: mutant usul

pansexual: disco koi

asexual: darigan hissi

aromantic: speckled xweetok

intersex: island ixi

queer: toy bori

if there's any flags i missed, or if there's any flag/neopet combinations you'd like to see, feel free to send me an ask! i tried to cover as many as i could remember.

[dailyspiral]

day 8 - based on that one mob comic

[moosedog420]

so weird how the yw just like.does what anyone tells them to do?? like I'm in zafaria rn and Badguy Untrustworthyman is like "oh before you can talk to these guys you gotta beat them up" and then you beat them up and they're like "wtf man why are you beating me up" and then you do it again

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

[moosedog420]

tumblr do you care him

[badwizzyideas]

Ngl I feel like if a character has a power that’s limited by their own imagination then the best weakness you can give them is by making them the most uncreative person ever. Like they have no artistic ability whatsoever. Would rather watch movies than books bc they’re too lazy to imagine their own world & even when they watch the movie, they don’t understand why people like/hate it bc they understand nothing when it comes to artistic value. When they decorate their apartment, nothing. They got a couch bc they had too & they just picked the most basic shit ever. Clothing style? Whatever’s comfortable, they walk into the store grab the first basic thing & walk out. Doesn’t matter the color or what’s on it. Have a TV for show but don’t watch anything or have games. Just a super uninteresting or boring person.

Like they have to bland as fuck for their op superpower based off of imagination to be useless & weak.

[moosedog420]

yaaaalll

[cursed-commons-chats]

[kingatrice]

You have no idea

[moosedog420]

if I lock tf in I can probably finish arc 1 today

[moosedog420]

chat we did not lock tf in

[moosedog420]

if I lock tf in I can probably finish arc 1 today

[stargoyle]

"This person has a secret onlyfans!" "This artist does NSFW commissions!" "This author writes porn on the side!" I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.