jay's super fucking awesome normalstyle blog

he/him. made this account for art bullshit mostly. commissions are open, DM me or see my pinned post for info! currently kind of homestuck themed due to The Hyperfixation. sometimes nsfw. go follow my bsky!

[morallygraymothman]

pinned post time!

hey, i'm jay! welcome to my blog :3 i'm a 20-something usamerican living in Spain just trying to figure life out as i go. I'm a freelance artist and writer, and I would love to draw something for you!

i like to make art, mostly visual, lots of homestuck and furry stuff right now. i sometimes draw NSFW, which you can see the full versions of over on my bsky account. i hope to start a youtube channel soon for arty things/crafts/general life stuff, as well as post some fanfic on AO3, so stay tuned! any updates to projects and stuff will be announced here in this post.

right now i have both commissions and requests open.

requests are free and will get you a sketch, but there's no guarantee that i'll end up drawing everything i get requested for.

commissions cost money (see my prices here), but if you pay for something, i will definitely guaranteed draw it for you. i will do my best to get these done in a timely manner!

i don't have a dni, just behave yourself and be cool or you'll get blocked. (the one exception is my bsky. because its nsfw, no minors allowed over there, i will block you)

here are the tags i use for various things

mgm art tag is where i post my original art

mgm sketch request tag is where i post sketch requests i receive from asks

mgm ask tag is where i post non-sketch-related asks

mgm commission tag is where i post finished commissions and commission-related info

mgm personal tag is where i post silly nonsense about me and my life

if there's something you'd like me to tag for (be it my own content or trigger tags), just let me know and ill do my best <3 my inbox/DMs are always open for a chat!

thanks for stopping by!

[delmondo]

[rickybabyboy]

is there no dignity? no privacy?

[b0nkcreat]

i'm your only friend (realizes that's statistically unlikely) i'm not your only friend (considers my positive qualities) but i'm a little glowing friend (suddenly gets cold feet) but really i'm not actually your friend (remembers to be confident in relationships) but i am

[wizardarchetypes]

craziest thing in the world is how many restaurants have started not including fries or any side whatsoever with their burgers meanwhile the burgers cost the downpayment on a new car. you want $19 for a fucking sandwich and you aint gonna give me even a scoop of coleslaw on the side? you’ve truly lost your fucking mind. i’m filing a class action lawsuit atp

[lynxnik]

seen by a friend in real life on the u of mn campus

[apolladay]

Who is the last one standing in the children’s picture book classics death match?

* Amelia Bedelia

* Arthur

* Babar the Elephant

* The Berenstain Bears

* The Cat in the Hat

* Clifford the Big Red Dog

* Curious George

* Frog and Toad

* Ms. Frizzle

* Winnie the Pooh

* Someone else

* See results

Who is the last one standing in the children’s picture book classics death match?

Amelia Bedelia

Arthur

Babar the Elephant

The Berenstain Bears

The Cat in the Hat

Clifford the Big Red Dog

Curious George

Frog and Toad

Ms. Frizzle

Winnie the Pooh

Someone else

See results

Voting ended onMay 28

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

- Frog and Toad get stomped immediately. They’re lovers, not fighters. They have no idea what to do in the situation, AND they’re soft and squishy. Toad is probably poisonous, so he may have some ramifications later in the battle if he gets chomped on, but he won’t be alive to see it.

- Curious George, while he has some buffed agility stats, is still narratively and functionally a human toddler. He’s one of the first to go down.

- Arthur could normally hold his ground for a good bit, but against these specific opponents, he’s toast.

- Pooh could put up a good struggle, but he couldn’t keep it up. He doesn’t have the heart for it.

- Babar has enough bulk to take a good few hits, but he’s too small and slow to deal any good damage and would eventually get chipped down.

- The Berenstain Bears actually last for quite a while. This isn’t because they’re bears, as you may think (their teeth and claws give them some advantages, yes, but the rest of them have the size and shape of regular human beings), but because there’s four of them. Couple that with Mama and Papa’s children being on the line AND the power of God on their side, and they’re the first on the list that actually mean business.

- Clifford can stay in the game due to his sheer size. Everyone above him here has literally no way to touch him, and could be easily crushed by a simple belly flop.

- Amelia Bedelia lasts almost until the end. Every attack directed towards her is dodged or deflected through a variety of contrived circumstances that Bedelia isn’t aware of. She also doesn’t even know that this is a fight.

At the end of the day, it all comes down to the Cat and Mz. Frizzle. Honestly, I can see either of them pulling through, but my money’s on the Friz. However, the Cat is the only one with an actual taste for blood.

[justsomeguycore]

hate when christian’s call the bible “the good book.” it’s not that good you should try harrow the ninth

[morallygraymothman]

AFFIRMATIONS FOR YOU 🫵 DEAR MUTUAL

your karkat is literally one of my favorites ive seen he is so chubby and wonderful

your sollux is very gender

I LOVE THE LITTLE DESIGN THINGS YOU DO FOR ALL THE TROLLS 💥💥💥💥

have a good night ❤️

AWW THANKS!! genuinely this means a lot to me, not all the messages in my inbox commenting on my troll design choices are quite so lovely so it makes ones like these extra special <3

[paging-possum]

Wrapped all my things in a waterproof bag before carrying them in a water resistant bag while walking in the rain and I feel some sort of sick perversion knowing that the bag is getting wet. But my things are dry.

[paging-possum]

Yes kitten…stay DRY for daddy….

[bemusedlybespectacled]

Do you have an Assigned Animal™ (including extinct or mythical ones) that dominates the gifts people give you/your decor/etc.?

Yes, I have an Assigned Animal™ (owls, koalas, unicorns, dinosaurs, etc.)

No, but I've been assigned something else (fandom, color, plant, etc.).

I have more than one Thing (ex: koalas AND purple AND cacti)

BB what the fuck are you talking about

Voting ended onApr 26

[threedollarsdotcom]

okay fine well if you dont wanna play dissection or mind control then what else is there

[memories]

Do not blame me for who I am. The doctor prescribed me 20 mL of #karkat vantas fanart twice a day.

[mspa-archive]

JADE and KARKAT 2.0 have launched on the Makeship store!

Their campaign ends on May 5 and they ship July 29!

[morallygraymothman]

Pretty please with sprinkles on top t4t solkat

SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG BUT HERE YOU GO ANON!! i care them. (requests are open for anyone and anything!)

also just reminding everyone that to celebrate 413, any homestuck-based commissions placed in the next week are 50% off! if you wanna get a picture of your favorite ship kissin or want to see your trollsona brought to life, i'd really appreciate it! and feel free to stick around my blog for more shenaniganry, i'm trying to post every day this week so let's see how far i get. love y'all <3

[kosmogrl]

[chongoblog]

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

[chongoblog]

[chongoblog]

HAPPY BIG TWENTY NEIL

[morallygraymothman]

happy 413 everyone! here's quite possibly my favorite piece i've done to date. jade i love you forever and ever

to celebrate, any commissions placed from today until a week from today are HALF OFF the listed price!!! that's a fuckin steal if i do say so myself. if you want a custom piece like this of your very own, check out my commission info here and then send me a message so we can get started!

also i'm hoping to start up a cheeky little print shop soon :0 so if you'd like a lovely high-quality version of this piece to hang on your wall, stick around so i can let you know when it goes live <3

on a sappier note, i only got into hs very recently, so this is my very first 413 with the fandom, and i've been having such a blast. i've heard the fandom horror stories for as long as ive been aware of hs, but it seems like with time people have gotten older and more understanding of fandom etiquette as a whole because i've had such a lovely time. I don't know how long this hyperfixation will last, but i intend to see it through to its conclusion and keep posting my silly little art pieces. thank you to everyone for making the fandom such a fun place to be, it's an honor to be cringe alongside y'all <3