Writing Prompts - Fantasy
âOh, so, I am the monster? You just straight up murdered a person! Sure, I might change into a wolf, but you need to relax!â
âCan we not try and kill the king today? I am tired.â
âWhat if, and get this, we do nothing against the queen and her army?â
âJust because we are knights now, doesnât mean we are nocturnal, that isnât what it means!â
âI am scholar of these sorts. I just want to let you know, you dead bruh.â
âI may not be the smartest in the bunch, but I know how to knock your teeth out.â
âMaybe the dragon is right, maybe you are just a bitter old person.â
âSo, are you like a pirate? Or what?â
âMaybe the prophecy wasnât clear enough, you gonna die bruh.â
âSo you need a crowâs feather, a blue rock, goat cheese and piece of bark from an elm tree before you help us? Well thatâs just a little absurd.â
âJust because I am the chosen one doesnât mean I am above killing you.â
âEver heard a good night story? Yeah, me neither.â *Knocks person unconscious*
âI am not like other nobles, Iâm actually funny.â
âSo, youâre saying no? To the queen? Now thatâs death.â
âBehold! The new inn!â
âCanât I murder someone? Come on, they are all so stupid anyway!â
âMy sword isnât sharp enough!â
âThis dagger right here? Yeah? You see this? You see this right here? Guess what? I murdered your family with it.â
âAnd so we set off north tomorrow morning at first light!â
âThis isnât a tavern, this is a cemetery.â
âCan you not read a map properly?â
âPerhaps we should have listened to the orc, those clouds look murderous.â
âI am in fact the royal heir, so either give me my cake or Iâll slice you.â
âSo, have you always sucked at sword fighting?â
âDid that skeleton just look at me? Look at that skeleton! It turned its head! Look!â
âCan you brew any faster? I am getting impatient!â
âI should have turned you into ash the first moment I laid my eyes on you.â
âCanât we just, you know, kill them?â
âMaybe we should rebel against the crown? That would make our day less boring.â
âEver heard of poison? Guess what? Give it an hour.â