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[macaronisabrina]

IM LAIUGHING SO AHRD AT MY CO.VU DOMAIN THINGY

[mordreadarceus]

how d o u do that

[imarcherok]

imagine shitting on yourself but its a math binder instead of shit

[mordreadarceus]

time to repeat

[prettydynamite]

Just then, Arcues’ reflection came into view on her mirror, and Whitney’s expression changed completely. The color drained from her face, palms shaking as she gripped the sides of her vanity, standing slowly. “A-Arceus!? A-A-Am…Am I dead!?” Isn’t that what this meant? She had died and gone to meet her maker? Wait, no, the maker of Pokemon! Wasn’t that right? “I can’t die now! I finally have a boyfriend! Please, s-send me back!”

[mordreadarceus]

Mordread squinted, listening to the girl's pleas, rather indifferently one might add. "You're not dead, but even if you were, that's not how it works," he commented rather simply, looking down at his feet. "I'd have to revive you through some means, and even then, it takes a lot of power. So unless you're pretty important, I'd kinda just leave you dead."

[mordreadarceus]

like if i owe you a post!

[mordreadarceus]

Immediately goes down to my knees, my one good arm bent across my chest as I bow to my god. "Lord Arceus." I say with awe.

Mordread rolls his eyes, his usual smile reeling back into a gritted frown. Why did people always pull this kind of stuff? He wasn't of high respect, in his opinion; he was some sort of tyrannical leader of the world that even he couldn't control. Upon the zoroarks words touching his ears, he pulled his adjacent scowl even further, snickering at the lower being's acclaimed loyalty.

"I'm not who you think I am, kid." Mordread said rather plainly, optics staring down at the loyal subject of religion.

[mordreadarceus]

ok but i dont like the

[mordreadarceus]

heart

6. Hug you and kiss your forehead tenderly.

*kisses colress because idk im just so random XD*

[mordreadarceus]

note how tabitha never uses punctuation until she is deprived of it

amazing team magma

[macaronisabrina]

Fine. I will type like this.

[mordreadarceus]

uh

dont do that you are making baby jesus very uncomfy in his sofa house

[mordreadarceus]

note how tabitha never uses punctuation until she is deprived of it

amazing team magma

[mordreadarceus]

Send me a ♥ and I'll randomly generate a number. Send at your own risk.

1: Punch you in the face.

2: Kiss your eyelids.

3.: Kick you in the shins.

4: Stab you.

5: Kidnap you for my own reasons.

6: Hug you and kiss your forehead tenderly.

7: Slap you.

8: Give you a shoulder rub.

9: Hand over a flower as a gift.

10: Insult your mother.

11: Grope your bum.

12: Compliment your hair.

13: Throw your most precious item into a fire.

14: Ask you out on a date.

15: Do you a favour.

16: Trip you down some stairs.

17: Friendly hug.

18: Awkwardly try to hit on you/flirt with you.

19: Have a Freudian slip about your fat butt.

20: Ask you to marry me.

[mesidney]

REACHING MAXIMUM CAPASIDNEY

[mesidney]

this was literally the BEst pun ive ever made and nobody even said anythingAlright Alright Alright Alright Alright Alrught Alright Alright Alright

[mordreadarceus]

if that was your best pun then i am ashamed in you as a mortal. you have failed the arceus religion. die

[aruseus-archive-deactivated2016]

[/Arceus frowned, then turned around] I don’t think the world asked for destruction.

[mordreadarceus]

"Go chew your foot?" Arceus scoffed, raising a brow, "Was that supposed to be insulting?"

[aruseus-archive-deactivated2016]

….I guess? Or it was an insult disguised as something silly.

[mordreadarceus]

Whatever. It's not my problem if this lugia wants to make a fool out of itself.

[aruseus-archive-deactivated2016]

[/Arceus frowned, then turned around] I don’t think the world asked for destruction.

[mordreadarceus]

"Go chew your foot?" Arceus scoffed, raising a brow, "Was that supposed to be insulting?"

[aruseus-archive-deactivated2016]

I should wear lighter clothes…I feel that I will have a heat stroke soon, and wearing the Icicle Plate won’t help at all.

[malevolentlugia-deactivated2014]

"TOO HOT? WANT ME TO. MAKE IT RAIN ON YOU? MAYBE A HURRICANE OR TWO MIGHT HELP. YES. THAT SOUNDS EXCELLENT. I’M A GENIUS! AND DON’T YOU DARE. EVER SAY I DID NOTHING FOR YOU."

[mordreadarceus]

"Dear god. I'm surrounded by fucking idiots,"

[mordreadarceus]

all your heads are gonna roll

[lordgiratina-archive-deactivate]

Even though he heard his name being called twice, Giratina did not bother to react. Yes, his father was crying, but he somewhat didn’t really care. Why should he, after all? Forgotten and forsaken, that’s how he felt these past thousand of eons, alone and lonely in a dark world. And yet here he was, staring at Arceus that was crying his soul out.

He didn’t feel guilty at that, not at all, more likely, Giratina was pleased to see it even though he did not show it. After all, should he, his father, not feel the same tears that covered his face back in the past? And all this banishment, a punishment so rough, so hateful, just because of a damn mistake he committed back in the past. It was no wonder, though, while his brothers were perfectly allowed to fail at certain tasks, it seemed Giratina was not, and if he did, he was severely punished for that.

And even if his father was crying right in front of him, Giratina’s expression remained unchanging. Dead and silent as always.

[mordreadarceus]

"Say something, you idiot!" He croaked out, falling to his knees as he viewed his son with not scorn, but something else. He hated himself for this, and goodie! Others did too! Here it was, his one opportunity to fix the single slip up he made, and he was being denied of any resentment.

Just like he did unto his own son. And, as they say, you never know how good something is until it's gone. And even Arceus, the lord, had fallen subject to such a simple definition. He dragged himself closer to Giratina, his family, and the one he had forsaken to stay in this hellhole for the rest of his life.

"I've missed you... I'm so sorry. I'm really.." He didn't even know what to say.

[iambaronalberto]

greetings from chemistry class

[mordreadarceus]

destroy chemistry lab

[evalia-adventures]

Evalia looked at him with a mixed expression of disbelief and entertainment. "Ummm... "She hesitated, a smile creeping upon her face. "That's quite an interesting way of speaking you have there."

She cleared her throat and tried to put on a normal smile, one that didn't show how humorous she found him. "I'm Evalia Marquis," she introduced, giving a small nod as a sort of mock bow. "What's your name?"

[mordreadarceus]

Mordread seemed rather uncomfortable to the friendly, untouched response of the human, and to that he slowly averted his gaze from her. "... Arceus. I'm just going to ignore your stupid compliment, thanks."