Speak friend and enter

Misanthropist, socially awkward and overly emotional. On hiatus.

[catchymemes]

[trashiously]

tag yourself as one of these planets 

[thebusylilbird]

*gets down on one knee* will you…….. *takes out ring* ……….help me take it to mordor ?

[lake-erie]

me: kindhearted but ultimately disappointing

[van8ssa-blog]

You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.

Bullet Tooth Tony, Snatch (via van8ssa-blog)

[h0odrich]

anything that costs you your peace is too expensive

[freshmoviequotes]

Django Unchained (2012)

[tribute-to-nothing]

[stability]

i feel like this insult went under-appreciated

[greelin]

nice try hurting my feelings but little did you know i haven't had feelings since 1998

[mfvictoria]

As a student, the most comforting words you’ll ever hear are “i haven’t started either”

[unhollywood-blog]

Four Lions (2010)

[arzekoenig]

“My motto is if you want to win the lottery you’ve got to make money to get a ticket.” - Nightcrawler (2014)

[calmwitch-deactivated20170102]

im so bad at maintaining online friendships!! im sorry to everyone i’ve had a lovely chat with but havent followed up with!! im a very isolating person and i still consider you my friend i promise !!!

[betterthankanyebitch]

Lupita Nyong'o 

[its-arrested-development]

[desimalemodels]

Riz Ahmed