Horses Are God's Himbos

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[pureseasalt]

Luffy's selfishness

One Piece: Wano Country Arc, Eiichiro Oda // The Wee Free Men, Terry Pratchett

(Couldn't stop thinking about the wonderful analysis by @ace-no-isha & the equally wonderful comic of that same analysis by @fluffyartbl0g.)

[riacte]

do you see this shit my liege

[mismedleym]

three unbound

[labcorp]

sex is only enjoyable if you would die for the other person and vice versa

[ellievsbear]

Fluffy puppy

[pnglove]

[sackoflower]

oh god i wish somebody was excited about me

[ismenes]

you know those studies showing that cursing helps with pain tolerance or whatever. that’s how i feel about making my weird little noises to get through my basic daily activities. sometimes you just have to go hggblaaaah for a minute so you can find the strength within yourself to get up or wash the dishes or send an email. mmmnneh. urgh. the torments are unending but you can always make some little sounds about it.

[kamil-a]

I NEED A SICKO… im holding out for a sicko till the end of the night ..and hes gotta haha and hes gotta say yess at the window with a look of delight

[deprofundisclamoadte]

another BBC Merlin thing we were robbed of: Arthur becoming used to Merlin's batshit power levels and then holding every other sorcerer he meets to those insanely high standards. what do you mean you can't stop time with your mind or summon lightning to the palm of your hand or blast away entire armies? Merlin can! the assassination attempts don't actually stop once the magic ban is repealed because Arthur continues to piss off a different warlock each week just by being himself

[wanderinginkpot]

"I asked chatgpt-"

Well I asked the host of the community radio station of a small desert town and he said "Don't let numbers tell you what to do. You are blood and earth, not theory and chalk", so maybe think about that.

[eggnogtoast]

trying to bed a knight like: *unbuttons your jupon* *unbuckles your cuirass* *unbuckles your gorget* *takes off your hauberk* *stops to catch my breath* *unbuttons your gambeson* *takes off your shirt*

[tackminyard]

affirmations for my printer:

you are not out of paper

you have so much paper

it’s okay to function as intended

you are not out of ink

i just refilled that cartridge last month

you can connect to that computer you’re supposed to connect to

you’re allowed to print things

[wolfsong-the-bloody-beast]

no, the paper is not jammed, I just checked

[marquisedeserault]

A WALTZ ALONG A RAZOR'S EDGE

[lemondrop-hun-deactivated202112]

Lazy cuddling and wandering hands sounds really good right now

[pvnk-bitch]

[quotefeeling]

“Please don’t expect me to always be good and kind and loving. There are times when I will be cold and thoughtless and hard to understand.”

— Sylvia Plath