in the meantime

adam kovic rooster teeth's newly adopted child. spokesman for sufferers of resting bitch face. actual human incarnation of grumpy cat aim: thedevilonyourshoulder {rp purposes. i'm not adam, funhaus, or any affiliate to either one} 

[weloveshortvideos]

[thebestoftumbling]

tube of kitty

[buriedmyselfalive]

[x]

[morelikemountaindont-blog]

little dude has Refused to let me change him out of this for two days now

[shonensupreme]

Apparently it’s national kissing day! You know what that means~

[shonensupreme]

It means you can all kiss my ass

[cockbites-r-us]

[morelikemountaindont-blog]

and now my ribs and shoulder feel like I'm being stabbed whenever I inhale living the dream over here

[crankuntilcrymax]

[percyjacksom]

it sucks being the ugly quiet rude sarcastic emotionally unstable friend with the attention span of a goldfish

[morelikemountaindont-blog]

have you ever had a headache so bad it makes your vision go all sorts of fuckety and you want nothing more than to die but alas you cannot because you’ve got shit to do

anyway hello

[worthyironman]

someone: are you ok?

me: [pouring gasoline on myself] yeah why do you ask?

[morelikemountaindont-blog]

my brain after someone doesn't reply to me: ok yeah maybe they're busy or asleep or tired...but...that's kinda unlikely. think about THIS possibility - THEY FUCKING HATE YOU AND YOU FINALLY DROVE THEM AWAY CONGRATS NICE JOB YOU FUCKED UP SOMETHING GOOD IN YOUR LIFE YET AGAIN ;) :) ;)

[morelikemountaindont-blog]

hi my name is adam kovic and if given the opportunity i would marry chris hardwick in a heartbeat

[morelikemountaindont-blog]

im a Professional. im an Adult doing Adult Things.

[africugh]

[pridelesbian-deactivated2016032]

#AskingGodQuestions (ib: R.I.P alphaxalfa) 😂

[cc-videos]

Yani: God?

God: What up Yani?

Yani: I have a question. If I’m going to hell for being gay, why make me gay? 

God: Well you see- [runs away]

Yani: HEY GET YOUR ASS-!

[weloveshortvideos]

For everyone that’s having a bad day 

[morelikemountaindont-blog]

being eight hours ahead of LA time is really fucking with me, man.