non-sharing selfshipper . my girlfriend is kelly from st tr𝗂nian’s (2007) . never let a silly cheesy film stop you from finding your wife ! i’ll be using the tag # ⋆. 𐙚 🗝️🐇 for our ship .
i interact from @/morguebait. tag guide here .
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i’ve never run a selfshipping blog before but expect this to be full of rambling , f/o imagines and the like ⋆˚࿔
i'm always happy to chat , make friends , and support other selfshippers . i'm pretty new to posting content for my own ship , so please be patient with me ! i worry how i come across to other people , but i'd love to meet people and hear about your f/os and selfships too ♡
i’ve never actually met anyone who’s seen kelly’s source but i’m still very much non-sharing with her and am not very fond of her canon ships . fl*sh i’ll see you in hell . ALSO ! there is a second movie that i do not consider canon at all . it’s the worst thing that’s ever happened to me .
chelsea from the same movie i also love very much !!!! might post about her sometimes because she’s gorgeous and if kelly’s kissed her so can i .
mine and kelly’s ship name is leatherlace ( because . of our designs . real ones would know that already . ) or keldie ( pronounced dee , not die . that would be morbid ) . or cadiekelly , kellycadie , whatever you feel like .
please keep discourse away from this blog . i prefer to curate my own experience and focus on having fun . i block freely and encourage others to do the same .
OMG ST TRINIANS... i havent actually seen it yet, but it's been on my to-watch list for like years bc it simply looks so cunty. you and your girl look cool as hell together!! - @inspireslove
ST T MENTIONEDDDDD EEEE omg u must watch . and tell me every single thought you have . i think like maybe two or three of my mooties have seen it BUT ITS THE CUNTIEST !!!!!
(^ν^)and stoppp thank u so much u & adam are adorable <33 so looking forward to learning more about u two and being your oomftual !!!!
out in the cold so long
i didn’t even know that i was cold
turned my collar to the wind
this is how it's always been
all i've ever known is how to hold my own
but now i wanna hold you, too
LIFE CHANGING COMM from xiety on ko-fi!! oh my godddd im obsessed with it. i've been kinda bummed out lately bc of life stuff so i got this comm to cheer me up a little and ughhhg it's so good.
i love him so much i love him more than i can say... he's my everything
KITTIE HELLO ! these ones made me really think #thinker . thank you for the ask ! ( ^∀^)
5. Is your selfship lore canon-compliant, canon-divergent, or a full fledged AU?
i’d say it’s pretty canon compliant ! she just . kisses more girls . one girl . me .
6. What's a piece of canon lore you refuse to change about your f/o, even for the sake of your selfship?
this question actually made me think for a really long time . not exactly “lore” but i wouldn’t change her personality or perceived “flaws” or anything like that . like just because she has a girlfriend now wouldn’t make her so kind and sweet and mushy . i love her exactly how she is and want to experience all the parts of her personality even though she is a PRICK !!! ( affectionate ) . like with her personality , she would not fall head over heels with me the first time i speak to her it’s just not in her character like that ( if that makes sense ? ) like my selfship is about the slooooooow ass burn and THEN she can have me ! it’s past my bedtime does that make sense .
4. Does your s/i meet your f/o before, during, or after canon?
& 10. What canon event your f/o was involved in would have gone differently if your s/i had been there? (positive or negative)
HIII MOOTIE thank u for the ask !!!! let me have a thinky think .
4. i never really established this but i’d like to say before . so by the time the movie starts the slow burn is over and i can hold her hand . that would be lovely .
10. oh this would all be positive . every time that bum fl*sh would try to be a creep to anyone or talk to kelly i would knock his ass CLEAN out for starters . there’s a deleted scene on a bus and i would be sat next to her teehee … she’s so generous giving me the window seat . she would have someone to hug and hold hands with i think that would add something to a lot of scenes .
WINNIEEEEE HELLOOOO hope you and the other mother are doing well ( ^∀^)
9. What's a piece of canon lore about your f/o do you happily ignore?
i actually have unlimited answers to this question . that she wore a HAT while climbing 11 metres in the air upside down on a zipwire . like that would’ve fallen off . i really want to talk to whoever did costume design for this scene . it just makes no sense . and it’s not even possible that she was having a bad hair day .
13. What quote or scene from your f/o's canon lives in your head rent free?
her dancey dance scenes play in my head on a loop in general . like the way she dances she just dumps beer all over the people around her . perfect match for me .
hiii cookie thank uuuu for the ask i am so excited to answer this one !! (^ν^)
9. What's a piece of canon lore about your f/o do you happily ignore?
the fact that she had that greasy ass scumbag bum fl*sh in her car at some point in the film . never sits right with me . that passenger princess seat is reserved for ME .
15. Go to your f/o's wiki page. Give us one fact from the "trivia" section! If they don't have one, share a random fun fact about them many may not know!
rubs my hands together excitedly …. i wrote the whole trivia section on her wiki so here’s one of my fav ones ! in her introductory scene , she was supposed to be smoking a cig , but i guess that wasn’t allowed in the movie for some reason . i mourn it everyday because that scene would’ve literally been a 100/10 with her smoking in it .
hii so nice to meet you!! ^_^ for the ask game, 1 & 2?
hi hi new mootie so glad to have u here !!!! ur page is soooo adorable (^。^) thank you so much for the ask !
1. Introduce us to your f/o! Who are they, and what's their source?
oh where to begin ! kelly is the head girl of st t , an anarchaic school where “she's the one who makes sure everyone is doing the right crimes and the school is running in the correct way” ( is a quote i think sums it up pretty well ! ) she is also very beautiful .
2. Was there a specific canon moment that made you fall for your f/o?
the SECOND she walked on screen . like her very very very first scene you catch a glimpse of her through the crowd i was immediately like #WANTTHAT . the rest is history .
Btw your f/o MIGHT make fun of you for doing something "childish" (like still sleeping with a childhood plushie) but they're never serious about it. Yeah they might tease you about it but they don't ACTUALLY think negatively about you because of it. Trust me they told me themselves. And if they are serious may I suggest I throw my large variety of heavy objects at them?