Hell is where the heart is

*gutteral screaming intensifies* - I am a collection of contradictions in a skin suit- Just a lil NB weirdo- 26 - 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ part artist/part idiot

[punctilobula]

whoever came up with shaving pussy should be put to death

[inthefallofasparrow]

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[thefreesmartjoker]

is it weird if i say i genuinely wish there was more positivity aimed at people w large chests

[thefreesmartjoker]

"having a large chest is the beauty standard" no having a large chest is the Sexual standard theres a difference. i can only even be Hot and everything i ever wear will be deemed too sexual for every single situation. tank top shows too much cleavege or side boob a button up is always too busty and a crop top will always show too much skin. having a large chest leads to so much back pain and sexualization and complaining about it makes people go "ahh grass is alwahs greener/you are the beauty standard, why complain?" like genuinely i urge yall to watch anything with a larger chested woman and notice, REALLY notice, that her chest is her entire personality. notice that people critiqing misogynist charavter designs alwayd tend to rally in the statement that large chest=misogny, casting aside the Many Many Many women and people who look like Me and just . have a large chest? and exist? and deserve respect and not to be seen as nothing more than a sex symbol by both sides? idk ikdayy

[nest-deactivated20181209]

TV show: This is a TV show called Shits&Farts. It is about shits, & farts. The main characters are two men named Shit, & Fart. They tell shit & fart jokes to each other for the whole twenty-minute runtime.

at least one person you follow on tumblr, instantly: omfg im WITHERING from last nights ep….. the dynamic between shit & fart is so fucking  tense and erotic……im still fucking sobbing i hate my sweet babies….. why do they treat each other like this im fucking BATHING IN ACID….. its so good…….. im EMBALMING MYSELF and then DESECRATING MY OWN CORPSE…..

[real-language-facts]

invented a new word today. its 'plagiarism'. im a genius i know

[greenbloods]

we are never going to be free until it literally doesnt matter whether a person is ugly or not

[dyke-parade]

shoutout to that thing from star trek tng where somebody was like 'won't the future have a way to make picard not be bald?' and they were like 'no no no, in the future nobody will GIVE A SHIT that picard is bald'

[edgebug]

"wholesome" and "pure" are not antonyms of "sexual" btw

[edgebug]

some of the most unwholesome twisted shit you can imagine happens in fully platonic situations

[edgebug]

it's almost like we shouldn't assign morality to sexual activity or lack thereof

[lucy-vanpelts]

when someone calls me their friend my heart skips a beat it’s like i won at being myself

[glubby]

I WANT CANDY AND CHOCOLATE AND COOKIES

[zhoudadudugongjin]

Look I love unconditional devotion love stories as much as the next person, but there's really something so deliciously raw about conditional devotion.

I have served you and I have loved you for decades, but I will not give up my principles for you. You cut out part of my heart and took it with you down that path that you insist on walking, but you walk it alone. Even when the bleeding, gaping hole you left in my chest kills me, I will not follow you.

[zhoudadudugongjin]

me everytime one of my seemingly non-specific homoerotic text posts breaks containment

[inthefallofasparrow]

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

a surprising number of people see the term "social construct" and think that it means something is not real when it actually means something is so very real because it was created by us and is constantly enforced, often violently

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

[northpolardog]

why do gay people have to be weird

[ebaybumpstock]

I’m flying a few lucky followers out to where ever

[ebaybumpstock]

None of us have a choice where we end up really

[arteei]

you use ai baby pictures i use stupid gifs that don’t fit the situation we are not the same

[taydivorce]

*scrolling tumblr* hmmm. i agree with the sentiment of this post, but the phrasing feels off to me. it doesn’t really have that Reblog factor, you know? *scrolls* oh good, a post that just says “i jerk off till my penis scrweam” . i better reblog this

[mclennonyaoi]

[mclennonyaoi]

paul mccartney

[pregnantpaulmccartney]

look idk how you got that photo of me but im a very private person and id just. id really rather not have that on the internet.

[mclennonyaoi]

i need you

[o6eiyrskb4hg7rix8hih-deactivate]

just ate an orange… no scurvy for me thank you… #NoScurvy