From the Earth to the Morgue

Adult, no minors please. J.J. Mysterygender Enigmaromantic Conundrumsexual. On this blog I post art and shoot the breeze, run my mouth, talk a blue streak. Speaking of bluestreak, I enjoy transformers but don't call me a fan. The end. Speaking of The End, I also like MCR but won't be posting much about them if at all.

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Ok see you all in four hours.

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Great, great grandaddy Dungeness crab

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despite the lack of the classic stem-chomping pose associated with sleeping wasps, this Prionyx was clearly not fully awake or at least winding down, and only moved whenever i bothered it too much. my main intention was to show off its face and waist, but you can still see its oversized hind legs that almost resemble the grasshoppers its mom once fed it as a baby

i also got whatever this ridiculous shot is supposed to be so you can appreciate the aforementioned chompers

(August 29th, 2025)

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Today's worm is basically a little dragon. Or perhaps an axolotl. Ampharete sp. (undescribed species)

Photo from Florida Museum of Natural History

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Like I'm no fan of that kind of Tumblr prose but claiming that any embrace of death is anti-transhumanist just demonstrates how not ok you are with the fact that you will die.

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I don't know who this is or why Tumblr showed me this post but decay is kind of something experienced by animals. Like "liberated" animals will still die, we know this, right?

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Rest in peace, John Blanche

The father of Warhammer 40k art direction and the man that has inspired me as an artist, down to inspiring my current artstyle (and I am sure will continue to inspire me, even in death). 40k just wouldn't be 40k had it not been for the foundation of grimdark sci-fi that he laid.

Farewell, you absolute legend.

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Weaver ants use their larvae as glue guns. Think about that.

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An Ilam province Iranian fat tailed gecko (Eublepharis angramainyu)

by GeckoBoa

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A painted leopard gecko (Eublepharis pictus) in Odisha, India

by avrajjal

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[socially-awkward-supervillian]

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

[youwinagainmoffat-blog]

jesus that is good to know.

[chandra75-deactivated20180905]

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

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REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

[pkmnbreederbrianna]

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying. So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs! The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

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AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

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this post just got so much better

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THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

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this is emmett and cullen they are best friends

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This is the greatest thing I’ve seen all day.

Dogs are truly angels.

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so THATS why these cheetah ft dogo pics exist

[erin-luci-and-me]

the anxiety cat

[kittyplayz1cantmsg4somereason]

Also! Cheetahs are not in fact classified as big cats, they are simply very large lesser cats, due to the fact that they purr, meow, chirp, and cannot roar. Also many cheetahs have learned to recognize wildlife photographers are friends and not foes, so they will just come up to people and be friendly occasionally as pictured at the top of the chain. Some will even leave their Cubs with photographers to look after while they hunt. So. Yeah. Cheetahs are great

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[bunjywunjy]

this works because cheetahs are actually fairly social animals, and they look to members of their group for context on how worried they should be about any given Situation. but since cheetahs are also nervous social animals, they can work each other into an anxiety spiral pretty easily over things like “being in an enclosed habitat” and “there’s a guy over there”.

so by introducing a dog as a member of the group, the cheetahs will now look to the dog for context clues on how worried they should be! and the dog Is Not Worried At All, Thanks, so the cheetahs think everything must be chill even if they were personally unsure about it, and they stop being so freaked out about literally everything.

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Cheetah: oh god what’s going on how are we feeling weird spotless cheetah

Dog: :) fine, thanks

Cheetah: :) oh, okay

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Wasn’t expecting this of all posts to be the first tumblr post I’ve ever seen crest 2mil notes, but I’ll take it

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Bornean bearded pig Sus barbatus barbatus

Observed by andy11889, CC BY-NC

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I got a new amp and I'm really liking it. It's crazy how much of a difference not using a crummy starter kit amp makes, I sound like a real musician now. I also got a pedal, but I'm waiting on an adapter for it.

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shrikes are so funny

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who gave this songbird a hooked beak. you look like a kitten with a knife. its absurd

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Decapod of the day: Panulirus cygnus | Western Rock Lobster

(source)

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The Diaclone revival going full super-robot is really weird because Transformers has already mostly eschewed the “in disguise” part and leaned more into super-robotism, so you’d think a Diaclone reboot would take the opportunity to do a real return to form with an emphasis on blending into daily life instead of being Voltron Vehicle Force.

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#NotMyDiaclone