I wanna be evil

Valentine 🔮 24 🔮 he/they 🔮 black 🔮 🏳️‍⚧️

[valentinetheeviljester]

[valentinetheeviljester]

I already hate lego brickheadz I think they're ugly as fuck but this really is taking the piss u had one job and u failed

[melonramune]

2025-04-02

[valentinetheeviljester]

It makes me giggle a bit when ppl im sleeping with comment on how smooth my skin is like why thank you I have a syndrome for that

[chateau-bluerose]

Maid who pronounces "lmao" out loud as Lame-o! And nobody corrects her because why would you that's cute

[chateau-bluerose]

You should strive to protect a girl's idiosyncrasies as much as possible.

[valentinetheeviljester]

Connor mcgreggor having a career ending injury the first round of his comeback is so funny I love seeing a rapist get what he deserves

[valentinetheeviljester]

That spider i posted a pic of and called greedy she ate her fill and left the like half of the dead shield bug on my door so now every time I open my door I see its ass she left on my door.

[summerwave]

夏の新メニュー☆星空クリームソーダ

[johnnycrass]

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[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

if hello kitty was real we would be bestfriends

[dadgirlwalking]

me n u or u n hello kitty ?

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

me and you

[valentinetheeviljester]

Im so high I cant. Move. I regret nothing

[valentinetheeviljester]

Gets high as fuck eat a fuckload of sweet and salty popcorn get dehydrated as fuck drink a fuck load of lemonade rinse and repeat

[doubleca5t]

The other day my wife told me about this influencer who said she needed to go on ozempic so she could go from 130 lbs down to 115 and I really cannot stress the degree to which we have so COMPLETELY lost the plot with this glp1 shit. Like not only are people are going on this shit for purely cosmetic purposes, the cosmetic purposes are delusional. This is the kind of mindset that gives people eating disorders but now because you can get a prescription instead of having to starve yourself or enduce vomiting a big swath of the general public seems eager to go along with it. Body Positivity did not go fucking far enough because I am being so real when I say that fatphobia is more of a public health crisis than obesity has ever been

[doubleca5t]

People making a choice feminism argument for Ariana Grande looking skeletal have me feeling like this

[justsomeguycore]

i think everyone in the whole world forgot that mystery doesn’t have to equal crime

[justsomeguycore]

sometimes it’s just like. what happent ?

[valentinetheeviljester]

Watching that new cartoon the doomies

[kosmogrl]

[valentinetheeviljester]

I get money im a star ⭐️