the world is quiet here

this is a trash blog

[chrishallbeck]

[fuks]

The lifestyle choice regrets of a three-year-old.

[thedaddycomplex]

Do yourself a favor and un-mute this. While it’s funny without sound, it’s fucking hysterical with sound because:

The kid’s sounds genuinely and overwhelmingly disappointed

Whoever is filming is trying to stifle laughter, which makes it even better

[missinglinc]

Lmao. This is like the 3yr old version of a hangover speech 😂

[tall-butt]

#look at these three adult men aggressively spooning

[spideyscaptain]

[moriarsety]

Me: [doesn't realize or recognize the severity of the situation I'm in]

Everyone: wow u are so chill about everything

Me, definitely dissociating: lol yeah I just roll with the punches I guess

[stripedsweater]

[asleepontheceiling]

For those wondering,

double triple - six patties bossy - all beef deluxe - with everything (lettuce, onions, tomato, etc) on a raft - on toast 4x4 - 4 patty by 4 cheese, so (6x4) 24 patties and 24 slices of cheese animal-style - cooked in mustard extra shingles - extra toast with a shimmy - jelly on the toast and a squeeze - orange juice on the side light axle grease - with butter make it cry - extra onions burn it - well done let it swim - extra sauce

[merkonan]

[lindsaychrist]

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

by far the best “meme” is british lads over reacting to something normal like “IANS BLOODY GOT A WHOLE LOAF OF BREAD IN HIS FREEZER, WHAT AN ABSOLUTE MAD MAN!!!”. Gotta love Ian. 

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

IAN THE NUT CASE BLOODY PICKED UP  A BROOM AND STARTED SWEEPING AT THE CLUB! CERTIFIED LEDGE!!! 

[abigailpatrick-deactivated20160]

YEAH BUT HE’S NOT AS MAD AS DEAN 

DEAN YOU ABSOLUTE MADMAN, YOU ABSOLUTE LEDGE, YOU’RE SUCH A LEGEND YOU’RE PRACTICALLY A FOOT

[msloislane]

how do you giggle in french

[irl-spain-deactivated20141104]

honhonhon oui oui baguette

[beyonce-knowles-carter]

[newshoes]

[c1504]

Whenever I need motivation I just google Gordon Ramsey 

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

[ursaringvevo-deactivated2016011]

This is all of us

[ryan-reynolds]

I’d walk through fire for my daughter. Well not FIRE, because it’s dangerous. But a super humid room. But not too humid, because my hair.

[ssoftdog-deactivated20170325]

[anonfight]

[angelicbreadroll]

LMAOOOO