The Daddy Complex

Used to be about parenting stuff, now it’s just whatever. From author and screenwriter David Vienna.

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BAD: Feeling (and hearing) a “pop” in my calf muscle.

GOOD: An excuse to use my late father-in-law’s awesome cane.

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I started taking tap lessons because there are a shitload of graves I'm gonna dance on.

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I don't know man, live a life where people don't celebrate your death. It's really easy to do.

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There never was a truer statement.

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If the bathroom in your dive bar doesn’t look like this, is it really a dive bar?

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Happy Independence Day, folks! Here are some of my favorite super patriotic images.

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[nicked from Phillip Iscove]

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Me when members of my friend’s book club show up at a party: “Cry havoc! And let slip the dogs of bore, amirite?”

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In Los Angeles County right now, it’s too cool to swim.

In Paris right now, people are dying from the heat.

At Mount Rushmore right now, it’s hailing.

But, climate change is not real.

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here’s to another year hurtling through a cold mindless universe on this big stupid rock

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If you’re at a party and you meet a writer I can assure you with 100% sincerity they do not in fact want to hear your screenplay or novel ideas

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This is 100% true.

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I’ve liked Katie Dippold since before Widow’s Bay.

I even have a sticker of her on my car.

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Trump's Great American State Fair Is Basically A Flop, And No One Is Surprised

Not a big, beautiful crowd in sight.

I had more people show up to my colonoscopy.

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I don’t believe in God, but I was just enjoying a hate-watch of a bad movie and the power went out in our neighborhood. So, I now believe in Satan.

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Welcome to America, where Dystopia is Thistopia.