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hello i'm marianne

[weslleysmokee]

[burgrs]

*petting my cat* please cure my depression cat: *prrbhbphr* me: thanks

[stunningpicture]

A very old button.

[de4ct1v4t3d-deactivated20210506]

that philosophy sure as hell went up and died out the window

[douxkitten]

wtf is a credit score i wanna die

[8392019938]

we do a lot of stuff we don’t realise like breaking someone’s heart and never suspecting they had a crush on us, or having your hand on your boob for 3 hours straight

[sustainablefarming-deactivated2]

[stock98765]

whenever a site tells me i need to be 18 or older to enter i always go all like “lol yeah sure i’m 18 right yeah” and it takes me a second before i realize oh wait i actually am over 18

[autohaste]

*me thinking this boy had genuine feelings for me*

[freekicks]

i love watching the olympics. i know nothing about these sports but by hour 4 i’m like, “poor dismount. look at those knees. not enough elevation or rotation on that last move. clear 3/10 points deduction. tsk.”

[hakobore]

[rohie-deactivated20191102]

wow you really cannot be kind to men or they swear you’re in love with them…like ok

[virgoboy]

guys really do not appreciate girls who love them at all…when beyonce said what a wicked way to treat the girl that loves you she was talking about all men

[bitchycode]

[fuks]

[jigglypuffsvevo]

[aliofbabylon-deactivated2023020]

[kristenwiiggle]

im glad fergie is consistently spelling out words like delicious, glamorous and independent for me. queen of spelling. queen of the english language. queen of syntax.