what does it need a title for

yuri on ice, star wars, sherlock, hannibal, parks and rec, and a lot of other random things

[fadedlovemp3]

writing my kafka diary like Jan. 12th: Shower was cold. Hell on earth. Soup for dinner.

[cummunismkillls-deactivated2019]

Girl what am I being sold here?

[regularlesbian]

Solidarity

[funnytwittertweets]

[knifepadme]

having a second, smaller meeting to figure out what the fuck happened in the first meeting 

[tehnakki]

and then having a third even smaller meeting to bitch about how everyone else in the second meeting was the reason the first meeting went to shit

[scifigrl47]

Privately texting a friend on another team to see how their management is handling the fallout from the first meeting before you have to go to a fourth meeting to talk about how we’ll be improving meetings moving forward.

[adonischildsupportcase]

[youworeflowersinyourhair]

I love how the message of Frankenstein isn’t “don’t play god and commit hubristic acts of mad science” but instead “when you commit a hubristic act of mad science you are responsible for parenting whatever comes out of it”

[willelbyers]

shane not believing in ghosts despite hearing a disembodied laugh by his bed as a child vs. ryan believing in ghosts because his toothpaste fell over on a boat once

[cronicatv]

gods peed on what now

[angelicgarnet]

literally every ‘wholesome’ hannigram scene always has the most fucked up context its so funny 

[angelicgarnet]

they just watched a social worker crawl out of a dead horse’s body 

[your-pal-crow]

I’m sorry they what

[1st-1]

[jennilah]

went to see if my late package maybe showed up without being scanned

[jennilah]

but the post man yesterday said it would be here at ooooooooooone

[jennilah]

is 9…………. post office closing time…….  no pkg……………………………………………………… >:C

[jennilah]

well at least i can skip my post office visit tomorrow

[jennilah]

i mean what did i expect really

a package?

too unrealistic

[jennilah]

amazon sent me a replacement for my lost package and it “arrived” today

[jennilah]

omg she recognized me immediately and got nervous with me while checking the system using my name

she was just as distraught as me when it turned up “arriving tomorrow” again but then she had another idea

[cursedwitchazel]

mail is dumb

[skodasforge]

The mail lady saying “NO. I REFUSE to say it again” was more climactic than the Braveheart speech.

[antique-scarecrow]

oh my gosh, op’s bio says “The package was a laptop” which gives SUCH a new perspective

[depsidase]

[exitwound]

portrait of a lady on pfizer

[zinnia-apologist-deactivated202]

Actually, Ratatouille is the dish’s name, you’re thinking of Ratatouille’s monster.

[gayjimothy]

wow rude

[earendil-was-a-mariner]

Bilbo: wait I get it now. The dragon is a metaphor for greed and power. We need to ‘defeat’ it by being humble when we get the treasure.

Thorin: Bilbo, for the last time, it’s a real dragon and it has my gold

[misbehavingmaiar]

It’s living in my house, Bilbo

[imboromired]

wait, i just realised that aragorn was in minas tirith during ecthelion’s last ruling years (and was kind of vip, tbh). and you know who was there too, during that time?

baby boromir.

frickin’ baby boromir.

so it seems obvious to me, that aragorn held little boromir in his arms at least once (and probably saw it when nannies changed his diapers).

[penny-anna]

Aragorn: *sees Boromir arrive in Rivendell* wait is that

Aragorn: it can’t be him. he is a baby

Aragorn: *mental arithmetic* ….oh fuck it is him isn’t it

[nilesmoon]

[anghraine]

It’s quite possible that Aragorn held Boromir at both his infancy and his death. 

This is fine!

[catgirlcaliphate]

It was all fun and games until that comment

[the-old-fashioned-girl]

We are all fine

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

@i-am-the-broken-bride

[thranduilland]

Guys. Guys. Aragorn probably also met Theoden as a child, too. So… just fucking imagine that shit. Eowyn even says Aragorn went off to war with her grandfather… Aragorn: Gondor calls for aid! Theoden, remembering this dude used to babysit him on occasion and does not want to deal with his disappointed face rn: … and Rohan will answer.

[ten-and-donna]

using your unmatched dad energy to guilt the entire world into saving itself