Eggs with no bacon

Boats. I like ‘em.

[anakintrashblog]

[skankplisskenmoved]

[science-fiction-is-real]

[callousisms-blog]

[charlottec21]

[quetzalpali]

[watergirl1996]

LAST TIME I REBLOGGED THIS THE LAST COMPARISON WASNT ON THERE

[klubbhead]

[above-average-gravy-deactivated]

This is the best thing I have ever seen

[klubbhead]

[unaffiliatedpangolin]

@klubbhead You used a cinnamon roll for Rey and not Leia?

[klubbhead]

[sculptingsuccess]

Dam it it got better

[klubbhead]

[nunyabizni]

S T O P

[uhnkass-blog]

@klubbhead

Do Darth Maul next!

[klubbhead]

[rebeccafultz-blog]

This is why I love Tumblr. Do Yoda next please or Boba Fett.

[klubbhead]

Oh god. I can’t even think of something for them lol

[thej-key]

Yoda gotta be raisin bread.

[nexar-k]

[tht-lesbian-fangirl]

ENOUGH

[klubbhead]

NO

😬

[friendly-neighborhood-ehrhardt]

do grand moff tarkin.

[klubbhead]

[maskofprime-moved-3-18-2018]

[fatalis-black]

The last one got me.

[theoldandinactive]

I CAN’T

B R E A T H E

XD

[lonely-roads-at-midnight]

i was mildly amused until the last one, at which point i broke

[eriggyageptulel]

[agir1ukn0w]

The post of legend has come again

[space-trash-princess]

[idunnotm-has-no-idea]

OH GOD IT GOT BETTER

[glittery-pile-of-flesh-deactiva]

This is best post on this shit hole of an app

[certifiedskywalker]

Holy shit

[kopykunoichi]

Me: Why do I still have a Tumblr account?

This post: *exists*

Me: Oh yeah.

[twochildreninamoteldemo]

sjflksjaldj it keeps coming back, better than before

[doobiwankenooku-deactivated2022]

I AM SCREECHING

[spankerella]

The last time I reblogged this, the canned bread was not there. That got me.

[quu-san]

It’s not bread but honestly I’m not sure we’re keeping track anymore

[kurara123]

may I? 

[rooisonfire]

[vanillachip501]

HOW THE FUCK IS IT STILL GOING AHAHAHAHAHA

[mandos-little-friend]

Whoever posted Yodito with the macaron is clearly a time traveler.

[im14andivebeen14foramonth]

IM W H E E Z I N G

[im14andivebeen14foramonth]

THE CANNED BREAD HAD ME S E N T

[the-real-phoenix-prime]

I don’t know what on Earth I just found, but this… is… ART!!!!!

[rain-on-kamino-deactivated20231]

[melymigo]

[randomlothcat]

HELL YEA WE GOT THE BAD BATCH

[starwarsheritageposts]

star wars heritage post

[no-one-offical]

[icarian-avis]

reading Jedi apprentice series and the start of obi-wan’s apprenticeship is. fun

sure criticize Qui-Gon’s lack of parenting skills but it’s a lot less like “I voluntarily got a child I could not take care of” and a lot more like Yoda “Want Great Grandchildren I Do” pulled a. get your kid a new puppy after the old one dies so they’ll be less sad

[geneva-pnw]

Reblog if you dont shave your legs everyday.

I just want everyone to see how unrealistic some expectations are.

[softcalf]

who the fuck shaves their legs everyday?

[jammiepinkincarnation]

To be honest, I’ve never shaved my legs once

[moroniccats]

I have never and will never shave my legs. Ever.

[atlanticselkie]

I still think the funniest moment in the Star Wars fandom was when the Padawan book came out and confirmed Obi-Wan as bisexual. The Star Wars dude bros were so upset, they genuinely couldn’t fathom it.

“But— but- Satine!!” Yeah, bi people like women too, kinda how that works.

“But Jedi can’t have relationships!!” Then by that logic there are no straight Jedi either…

Also, they were acting like it was some sort of shock, or like it came completely out of nowhere. Obi-Wan is probably the fruitiest bitch in the galaxy. His ass was sat leg up in his council chair in his custom knee-high Prada boots while Windu was telling Anakin he couldn’t become a Master LMAO. There was so much chemistry in the combined five minutes that he was on screen with Cody that they became one of the most popular ships in this fandom. Disney confirming him as bisexual was just confirming what was already glaringly obvious. That man likes men. Y’all are just blind asf.

Edit because y’all still think I’m lying; The Padawan novel isn’t the only instance where Obi-Wan is implied to be Queer, in the ROTS novelization by Matthew Stover, when Palpatine hints towards Obi-Wan having an affair with a Senator, Anakin assumes it’s a “he” until Palpatine corrects him with “she”. This novel came out in 2005, he’s BEEN QUEER.

And to the people arguing for pansexuality, I get it, but the og actor for Obi-Wan, Alec Guinness, was bisexual. Let’s keep Obi-Wan’s sexuality as a tribute and not fight over it please.

[moroniccats]

I have no idea what’s going on but I am all for it

[milliekenobi99]

people who are gay: yeah I’m gay

people who are straight: yeah I’m straight

people who are aroace: no no the jedi order definitely makes everyone burst into tears upon mentioning this is a universal experience

[moroniccats]

Why am I

[north-sta]

I really wanted a Dr Stone specific template of this, so here it is :)

I'm so happy with how it came out 🥰

The template is reblogged if anyone would like to share their take :D

[no-context-daf-yomi]

You see Gamliel named his son Shimon who then named his son Gamliel who then named his son Shimon who then ב״ה named his son Yehudah who then please no make it stop named his sons Gamliel and Shimon, but when someone says Rabban Gamliel, they’re probably referring to Rabban Gamliel ben Shimon ben Gamliel or for Rabban Shimon, it’s usually Rabban Shimon ben Gamliel ben Shimon ben Gamliel, likely because of their temporal proximity to Yehudah haNasi and their leadership after the destruction of the second temple, but it can be entirely context dependent. Do try to keep up

[hyperpotamianarch]

See, Gamliel the Elder (the first one), was also son of Shim‘on, but people forget about this guy so if someone talks about Rabban Shimon they probably don't talk about him, unless they say Shimon ben Hillel.

At least they took a couple more generations to get to the second Hillel, but wait until you hear about Yehudah Nesi‘a, the grandson (or great grandson?) of Rabbi Yehuda haNasi.

Just tuck "elder" at the end if you're talking about the earlier ones, and don't bother talking about post Rabbi Yehuda haNasi Nesi’im. They're not relevant, since we go by the Babylonian Talmud.

Well, except for Hillel the Second, codifier of the Hebrew calendar. And Gamliel VI, if you want to keep track of the last Nasi. And yup, there were six of them by the end.

[no-context-daf-yomi]

You know, I knew there were more generations of this, but I only wrote what I could remember off the top of my head because I was scared to look up how long it went. And I was right to be scared. I could not keep up

[hyperpotamianarch]

I honestly barely remember rabbi Yehuda haNasi's children. And I do not know off the top of my head how many more shimons there were. But you can trust it got worse, I think.

Which might make one feel conflicted at the abolition of the Nesi’ut by the Roman Empire after Gamliel VI died childless, but I'm pretty sure when it comes down to it repeated names are more tolerable than the Roman Empire taking away what little agency they left the Jews of EY with.

[no-context-daf-yomi]

I only remember of his sons, Gamliel was the greater scholar, but Shimon had greater humility, so Shimon inherited the title.

Of course it goes without saying 613 Gamliels in a row would be preferable

[hyperpotamianarch]

Just saying, apparently after Shim‘on bar Rabbi apparently Yehudah switched Shimon in the circulation, because it's pretty much Yehudah-Gamliel-Yehudah-Gamliel from there on, with one Hillel in the middle.

[no-context-daf-yomi]

Oh sorry I meant 613 Gamliels would be preferable to the Romans ending the Nesi’ut, but the pattern switch up is a breath of fresh air

[thecorpsethatwalks]

re-watching the original trilogy is great because you really get a sense for how weird luke skywalker is, just how quickly he becomes that weird AND how quickly he commits to it. Like he's honestly pretty chill in a new hope, but the absolute INSTANT he figures out he can move shit with his mind he goes full send on the cryptic off-putting bullshit. Walking around in full black robes, speaking in riddles, aura farming and backflipping whenever physically possible. He's clearly annoyed when he first meets yoda in empire, but he dismisses that pretty quickly in favour of ALSO becoming an over-dramatic space wizard. The combination of his two teachers being yoda and obi-wan kenobi and him being the son of anakin and padme creates the single most intense and fundamentally kind force sensitive perfectly embodying the heart of the jedi order whilst also serving egregious amounts of cunt and being bizarre to be around. He would have THRIVED as a jedi master during the high republic. he would have been every padawan's favourite and every other master's worst nightmare

[itz-pandora]

Everybody say hell yeah (hell yeah!)

[kohuaz]

finished playing kaerazu's amusement park!! loved it personally so i might yap about it but moe's comment about the chocolate cornettes stuck with me and one small doodle turned into a messy comic which i was quite happy with!!

might be hard to follow but i numbered the panels(? if you can even call them that (T o T) but i thought it was cute so i'm adding it here :33

[enjoyjellime]

I gave him a Muu

[kohuaz]

death mark taking over my life wth 😭

[lvmimis]

tbh i love hear me outs but i also love the opposite of hear me outs where it’s like nearly everyone thinks they’re fuckable except you

[immediatebreakfast]

Absolutely love the contrast between Jack and Quincey's entries.

Jack "Hospital boy" Seward: *dehydrated, with insomnia, has not eaten in 24 hours* "Hell itself perceives me, yesterday left me in shambles, I think the walls talk to me, maybe if I study work with one of my patients I will feel better".

Quincey P. "Say howdy" Morris: *sensually posing in front of a campfire, alone* "Heeeeeey dear Arthur ;) it's your pal Quincey. Remember all of those times when we three were traveling together? I heard that a certain lady is engaged to you, let's get drunk by the fire, and talk about it ;)."

[the-bitch-in-question]

[noknowshame]

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

[leiten7]